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Subject: The Adder Concluded

Author:
BoyScoutKevin

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Date Posted: 14:13:23 03/04/06 Sat

Eating Habits
Real: a vole every forty days
Film: a human every six months

Fails to Digest
Real: rodent hair and teeth
Film: pocket watches and hand grenades

Treats
Real: lizards, frogs, newts, and birds
Film: silly boy scouts and village virgins, but when hungry
has been known to chow down on other lifeforms.

Threats:
Real: birds of prey
adult snakes
rodents
Film: Englishmen w/ gas canisters
Scotsmen w/ hand grenades

Size of Skull
Film: Unchanging
Real: Changing from the size of two cow skulls to the
size of a small Volkswagen

Until next time and "The Adder Similiarities" . . . Enjoy!

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