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Date Posted: 03:04:22 06/22/04 Tue
Author: Slim Fast Seducer
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Re: If Joan of Arc travelled forward in time
In reply to: French Toast Feeler 's message, "Re: If Joan of Arc travelled forward in time" on 16:13:03 05/31/04 Mon

>>>>>>>>>Would Mikey ejaculate in her causing het yo
>have
>>>>>his
>>>>>>>>>baby?
>>>>>>>>>What colr would it be?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT, BUT I WANT TO HAVE
>>>>IZ'S
>>>>>>>>AND TUSS'S BABIES!!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>be sure to spread the old clam wide then....
>>>>>>
>>>>>>NOOO!!!! I wouldn't go near that with a fifty foot
>>>>>>Blumel. Only way my seed is getting planted in
>that
>>>>>>thing is with a turkey baster! WOULD YOU USE
>>>MUSHROOM
>>>>>SOUP WOULD THE OFFSPRING LOOK LIKE TOADSTOOLS?
>>>>
>>>>I would like to see production of an IZ doll, an
>>>>honesty doll, et where have all the characters at
>>>>crossroads gone. right now i'm massaging a part of
>my
>>>>body!!!!!!=
>>>
>>>Don't you mean action figures? Only gurlz play with
>>>dolls. I massaged part of my body last week!!
>>
>>I smeared gooseberry jelly allover a GI Joe doll. His
>>beard is all sticky--as was my palm!!! Would honesty
>>approve? perhaps he doesn't like hirsute action
>>figures (chorkle).
>
>What's a twinlie? I rub oatmeal all over the left side
>of my body and lay out in the sun. Makes for some very
>interesting tanlines.

That pervert probably alluded to a twinkie. Not twinks, i hope, which has another connotation, I'm afraid....

I strapped some dynamite to my penis and blew my load! I hope my next girlfriend has a smaller clit. It makes my tallywacker look small!

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