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Date Posted: 03:26:38 09/14/02 Sat
Author: Enormous bumpy pickle
Subject: Re: That's impersonal, irreverent, and exploitative
In reply to: 194 's message, "That's impersonal, irreverent, and exploitative" on 13:58:39 09/13/02 Fri

And your point is?

Heterosexuals have been "helping each other get their rocks off" by talking about their pudpounding escapades since time immortal (or immoral). We just want to know what YOU did, 1nine4. We are proud of you! Overcoming your instincts to go with what you believe is right. Amazing!

What tools and instruments did you use? KY? Vaseline? Olive Oil? Jackhammers? Gas masks? Tweezers? Prickly-pear Cactus?
Walkie-talkies? Rubber sheets? Corkscrews?

What positions did you two indulge yourselfs in? Missionary? Doggy? Pile driver? 69? 96? The old knight takes the young rook? The hojo? The glass bottom boat? The 'proctologist'? The peppermill? The CBS eye vs the NBC tailfeathers? The 'Lower 48?' The gravel blender? The 'catch the weasle by its toe?'

Did you shower afterward? Together or alone?

Don't be coy, one9four, just tell us what you did. How else can we understand through talking?

And that whole "reverent and respectful desire for physical intimacy" has a way of being forgotten in the midst of a heavy pile driver session when there is a quart jar of olive oil just begging to be included.

Enormous bumpy pickle

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