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• ...decides to fire all of his cabinet members. -- Omnivich, 20:54:19 08/29/99 Sun
  • ...but then he remembered that he ran a dictatorship and didn't have any cabinet members.... -- Mr. Phule, 07:39:20 08/30/99 Mon
    • ...he then sought after Boris Yeltsin for giving him the advice... -- Omnivich, 09:17:03 08/30/99 Mon
      • So he looked in the phone book to find his number -- skip, 11:39:08 08/30/99 Mon
        • ....and saw an ad for a local pizzaria.... -- Mr. Phule, 14:16:13 08/30/99 Mon
          • He then decided to order his favorite pizza. Cheese and peanutbutter sprinkled with minced anchovies.... -- Drake, 07:54:00 08/31/99 Tue
            • ...but when the public heard what thier King likes on his pizzas..... -- Mr. Phule, 07:55:03 08/31/99 Tue
              • They decided that he didnt have good enuf taste to be ther king, so they threw him out and cut off his.... -- Anthrax, 11:38:25 08/31/99 Tue
                • Hair and made it into a wig to be sold at the local auction... -- Omnivich, 12:04:43 08/31/99 Tue
                  • The king bought it back for 100,000,000,000,000 idiums, which translates into $39.95 US -- Drake, 12:28:23 08/31/99 Tue
                    • The End. And the moral of this story is..... -- Mr. Phule, 18:34:28 08/31/99 Tue
                      • Always remember your freinds' phone numbers -- Drake, 22:22:25 08/31/99 Tue
                        • And never play stupid message board games -- Anthrax, 15:46:27 09/01/99 Wed
                          • Also fire all the bad monkeys. They only ruin the world. -- Omnivich, 16:19:09 09/01/99 Wed
                            • And of course, we cannot forget to cause immense pain to those who mock the Phule, and his message board games. ::glares at Anthrax:: -- Mr. Phule, 18:02:00 09/01/99 Wed