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Date Posted: 19:24:22 06/26/99 Sat
Author: Mr. Phule [nt]
Subject: Um, this has Star Wars Spoilers, so be warned....
In reply to: Mr. Phule 's message, "Hee hee hee...this is funny." on 19:16:27 06/26/99 Sat

nt

> Sung to the lyrics of "American Pie"
>
> A long long time ago
> in a galaxy far away
> Naboo was under an attack
> And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
> Could talk the Federation into
> Maybe cutting them a little slack
> But their response, it didn't thrill us
> They locked the doors and tried to kill us
> We escaped from that gas
> Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
> We took a bongo from the scene
> And we went to Theed to see the queen
> We all wound up on Tatooine
> That's where we found this boy...
>
> Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
> May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
> And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
> Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
> "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
>
> Did you know this junkyard slave
> Isn't even old enough to shave
> But he can use the Force they say
> Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
> Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
> Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
> Well, I know he built C-3PO
> And I've heard how fast his pod can go
> And we were broke, it's true
> So we made a wager or two
> He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
> And the minute Jabba started off that race
> Well, I know who would win first place
> Oh yes, it was our boy
>
> We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
> May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
> And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
> Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
> "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
>
> Now we finally got to Coruscant
> The Jedi Council we knew would want
> To see how good the boy could be
> So we took him there and we told the tale
> How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
> And he might fulfill that prophecy
> Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
> Could he bring balance to the Force?
> They interviewed the kid
> Oh, training they forbid
> Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
> And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
> Just stick it in your pointy ear
> I still will teach this boy"
>
> He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
> May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
> And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
> Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
> "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
>
> We caught a ride back to Naboo
> 'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
> I frankly would've liked to stay
> We all fought in that epic war
> And it wasn't long at all before
> Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
> And in the end some Gungans died
> Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
> A lot of folks were croakin'
> The battle droids were broken
> And the Jedi I admire most
> Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
> Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
> I guess I'll train this boy
>
> And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
> May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
> And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
> Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
> "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
> We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
> May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
> And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
> Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
>
> *fin?*
>
> -Mr. Phule
> "If you're reading this....it's too late."

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