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Date Posted: 23:04:37 07/22/99 Thu
Author: Mr. Phule
Subject: Phule's Joke of the Day

===================Rabbit in the Woods===================
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. So the President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them must catch it.

So the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all the plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive invstigations, they conclude that rabbits to not exist.

Next, the FBI goes in. After two weeks without reaching a lead, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They make no excuses: the rabbit had it coming to him.

Finally, the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

-Mr. Phule
"If anyone steals this idea, I swear by god I will delete every post they make."

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