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Date Posted: 21:49:28 08/03/99 Tue
Author: Mr. Phule
Subject: Phule's Phunny Stuff of the Day!

Tips and Pointers for those who want to rock the world of Starcraft.

1) Annoy your opponent with questions that require long answers. If he's typing, he's not expanding.

2) Confuse your opponent. Create an impentrable defensive posture around a small tree. This will so confuse him that he will waste valuable resources trying to gain control of the useless vegetation.

3) Taunt your opponent. Well plaved taunts will make him angry and angry people don't think strait.

4) Build boats in all the lakes and oceans. (See, this is even confusing you. Think about what it will do to your opponent! MWA HA HA HA HA)

5) Send dozens of empty Carriers over his base. He will think you are extremely powerful and that he was just lucky to have destroyed them before they unloaded.

6) Send in ghosts to lock down all his SCV's

7) Try and SCV Rush. It's fun and makes the game less frustrating.

8) When all else fails...RUN

9) Try to find the very first unit your opponent trained. Immedeately stage a massive assault with the sole purpose of killing that unit. If successful, the impact on morale for losing the symbolic first unit should forcr your opponent to surrender. At the very least, his armies will stop fighting during the time of mourning. Just make sure to protect your first guy. Either that or don't hold him up to high expectations.

10) Five words: Cloaked Kamikaze Wraiths of Doom

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