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Date Posted: 19:32:59 08/06/99 Fri
Author: Mr. Phule
Subject: Are you having trouble staying Evil? Sure, we all do...
In reply to: Evil Roc 's message, "I'm not EVIL!!! >:| Ok maybe just a little (nt)" on 13:56:41 08/06/99 Fri

So apply right now for application of admission to CARV (Citizens Advocating Random Violence) School of Arts.

At CARV, you can study in any of the following areas...

-Homicide
-Decapitation
-Hand to hand weaponry
-Ranged Weaponry, including
-hand guns
-shotguns
-rifles
-assault rifles
-Thompson (Tommy Gun) Rifle
-Flamethrower (my personal favorite)
-and of course, the ever popular Bazooka
-Mass Murder and how to get away with it
-and of course, the class everyone wants to take "How to tell who wont press charges.

CARV also provides a number of useful services. That hit list too long. Don't think you'll ever get back to that 3rd grade bully? Call CARV! We'll bring their head on a platter for dinner, in time for dinner. CALL TODAY!

-This has been a public service announcment by the league for a darker tomorrow-

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