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Subject: Re: Bible class

Author:
crissy

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Date Posted: 22:30:30 01/15/03 Wed
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In reply to: JAke 's message, "Bible class" on 15:53:37 09/26/02 Thu

Hi my name is crissy,
I think that is the sweetest thing that I Have read. If you get a chance would you mine sending it to my email so that i can save it there and farward it to my friends...thankyou very much.
sweetnesstwin@yahoo.com

>Bible class

>
>In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: "What
>part of the body goes to heaven first?"
>
>In the back of the class, Billy waved his hand
>frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong
>answer, turned to another child. "Yes, Susan?"
>
>"The heart goes to heaven first because that's where
>God's love lives."
>
>"Excellent," said Sister Mary, "and you, Charlotte?"
>
>"The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that
>lives beyond death."
>
>"Very good, Charlotte," said the Sister, as she
>noticed Billy's hand still waving in desperation."
>
>"OK, Billy, what do you think?"
>
>"It's the feet that go first, Sister, the feet."
>
>"That's a strange answer Billy. Why the feet?"
>
>Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up
>in the air, shouting, 'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"

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