I BLEACHED HIM.GOOD -- LOVE FOR JOHN SCHNEIDER FAN CLUB BOARD

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Subject: I BLEACHED HIM.GOOD

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JOYCE MASSENGALE (CALM, HAPPY.JOYFULL)

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Date Posted: 08:30:55 10/18/07 Thu

HI JOHN. THIS is a good letter for you! OK SO THIS MORRING I CAGHT A BLACK WIDOW SPIDER. NEXT TO MY BED. ON A BED BLANKET, COVERING MY OLD BROWN BIKE.. I PUT A CANDY JAR UP TO SPIDER THE BLACK WIDOW I CALL MIKE.OK GOT THAT SO MIKE THE SPIDER CRAWED IN TO THE CANDY DISH I HURRYED AND PUT THE TOP ON OF THE CANDY DISH TO TRAP THE SPIDER.. I THEN CALMED DOWN AFTER GETTING VOMIT LIKE SICKNESS.. I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS AT ALL. I THOUGH UP.. THEN DRINK HALF BOTTLE OF PEPTO BISMO. THEN LITEN TO MUSIC AS I COVER THE CANDY JAR WITH A DISH TOWEL TILL I'M READY TO TAKE THE SPIDER OUT SIND. I SHOWER EAT HALF OF MY BREAKFEST..AND DO MY DISHES.. THEN I THOUGHT. I BETTER PUT TAPE AROUND THE TOP TO MAKE SURE MIKE THE BLACK WIDOW SPIDER DON'T GET ME. TONIGHT I'LL CLEAN MY HOME REALLY GOOD.. I REALLY GOT CREAPED OUT MY LADY LADY HAS THE BUG KILLER GUY AT MY APT NOW.. I WANDER. HOW MIKE THE SPIDER GOT IN MY HOME. I DID NOT GET BIT BUT THE THOUGH OF THAT MIKE CRAWING ON ME MAKES ME WANTA VOMIT.. ARE YOU AFRAID OF SPIDERS? JOHN? I SURE AM. AND I'M NOT GOING HOME TILL 4 30 TILL MY HOME IS SMOKED OUT AND DEBUGGED.. I REALLY DON'T WANTA GET A HEART ATTACK OR STOKE FROM BEING SCARED TO DEATH.. I WISH THOSE SPIDERS WOULD STAY AWAY FROM ME. I DON'T (bug)THEM!.WHY DO THEY BUG ME FOR?!. I -----HOPE THAT NEW JOB AT THE DUKES OF HAZZARD MOVIE SHOW YOUR'LL MAKING GOES WELL FOR YOU.. IN THE CASSETTE TAPE I MAILED YOU. IS HOW FUNNY I CAN GET AND HOW MUSH I WANTA BE WITH YOU? ARE----YOU A WUZZY? I HOPE YOU ARE NOT A WUZZY. SO PLEASE HELP ME TO SEE YOU AT THE DUKE FEST I'LL BE ON MY BEST BEHAVE--IOR. OK. I'M STILL BAD AT SPELLING YET.. I'M WEARING A BLUE LT. WITH PINK SHORT SHORTS. AND FLIP FLOPS NOW. YOU THINK I'M NUTS I HOPE IT DOESN'T SNOW TODAY. OR I'LL FREZZE MY BUT OFF. I ONLY TOOK 1 SNYTHRIOD PILL TODAY.. I'LL DEEP CLEAN MY HOME PS. OPPPS I GOTA RUSH HOME I FORGOT I GOT MY UNDER WARE AND CLOTHES IN MY DRIER. I REALLY NEED A PRAYER OK IT'S THE SPIDERS FALT'/ MIKE MADE ME EMOTIONAL. ; I HOPE I GET TO MY HOME AND GET TO MY DREID CLOTHES BEFORE THE NEIBBOR GUY SEES IT.. OK. I'LL E- MAIL YOU TOMMORROW AT 10 AM OK.. I HOPE NOT TO FIND ANY MORE MIKES LEFT.. I HAD 3 HOT DOGS COLD ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK I GONE KOKO. THAT SPIDER. MADE ME FORGET TO CLEAN MY BED ROOM TOO.. LOVE YA PLEASE COME THE MIKES WILL BE GONE TONIGHT. I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT. JMM GOTA GO. JOYCE BY NOW. I HAVE 1 AND HALF MILES TO RUSH HOME PS I HOPE I DON'T LOSE MY KEYS AGAIN. I' GOT MY CELL PHONE RECHARGED NOW. CALL ME OK JMM GOTA BIKE RUN BY. LOVE YA VERRY MUSH JOHN PS JOHN EAT WELL I WAS A TEENAGER I ATE LOTS OF FOOD TO I WAS 13 I WEIGHED 175 LBS.. I HAVE SAME PROBLEMS AS YOU DO. STAY STRONG I DIET TO. LOVE YA I'M ONLY 135 LBS NOW/ GOD BLESS YOU EAT WELL JOHN SCHNEIDER MY LOVE JMM-AS ME BY. I'LL BE HOME AT 8 PM MI. TIME CHOW JMM

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