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Subject: I donít know about anyone else, but I AM completely blocked. Does anyone have one of those new-fangled Metamucil biscuits? Or a stick of dynamite?


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Granpappy Schnicks
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Date Posted: 17:20:40 09/25/02 Wed
In reply to: chadi 's message, "Now you are completely blocked." on 15:31:50 09/25/02 Wed

LeslieÖ.LeslieÖ.Leslie Howard is it? Leslie Howard, of "Gone with the Wind" and "The Petrified Forest" and "Of Human Bondage"? Leslie you had a soft lumpy face, non-existent lips, wisps of colorless hair, leaden eye-lids, and an assertive forehead. Your English accent had neither the crisp seduction of Claude Rains nor the condescending opulence of George Sanders. You just sounded tired. You were the pale bad-toothed creampuff Englishman better suited to offer lollies to children in an alleyway but instead Hollywood appointed you as a male lead who always had a purely masochistic relationship with women, which is why you paired so successfully with razor-taloned vamps such as Bette Davis or Vivian Leigh. I guess it's who you know--how else to explain your success? Leslie! Do you have one of those new-fangled Metamucil biscuits? Iím just about to implode. Mercy! Wonder if one a them Lebanese falafels would to the trick? Au secours! Au secours!

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