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Subject: This quite reminds me of the demise of Viscountess Stow

Miss Jane Marple
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Date Posted: 14:06:50 10/16/02 Wed
In reply to: , 's message, "a very BEAUTIFUL frog" on 13:48:19 10/12/02 Sat

"What deliciously large breasts," I remarked to Viscountess Stow over a lemonade and gin, "So perfectly round and perky. I suppose the Viscount Stow plays with them for hours on end."

"Indeed," she confided in me, "And so does Paolo our young gardener from Brazil who shags them. It is quite the delightful experience. The implants were well worth the money."

As I began to wax nostalgic about the days when my bust was the toast of Saint Mary Mead, Viscountess Stow revealed her breast to me, an on it was the tattoo of a small frog. "Look what the Viscount talked me into getting this morning. Isn't it cute?" And off to the gardener's shack she ran to play a demented game of "leap frog".

I never saw her alive again. You see dears, Paolo's cousin ran the tattoo shop and he used a needle tipped with a rain forest poison. Paolo and the Viscount had conspired to rid themselves of the Viscountess because they prefered the real thing to silicon and she would never let either of them leave her. She had pictures of them in a compromising position (who can resist a hunk?).

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