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It's storytime guys and gals! Improve the punchline, or make the joke better!

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Sister Bunny

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Date Posted: 17:07:22 10/25/02 Fri

Below is a simple joke. Can you think of some different punchline(s)? Extra credit, revise the joke to be funnier.

Bob Dole, a Generic Pilot, and Little Audrey are on a plane.
The plane is out of gas, and there are only two parachutes.
Bob Dole grabs one of the parachutes and puts it on, and the Pilot asks what he's doing. Bob says, "I'm an important Republican, I need this parachute." The Pilot says, "What about Little Audrey?" and Bob says, "Screw Little Audrey!"

And Little Audrey just laughed and laughed and laughed because... (pick one)

1) She knows Bob Dole is too shriveled up to screw anybody.

2) Bob Dole is wearing her backpack, and now Audrey doesn't have to do her homework.

3) The plane is crashing soon, and Audrey knows Bob doesn't have the time to screw her.

4) Little Audrey wasn't going to vote for mean old Bob anyway.

5) Little Audrey knows that the Pilot is a Democrat, and they're not out of gas.

6) (make up your own punchline!)

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Subject	Author	Date
....she has Bob Dole's viagra! (NT)	Disgruntled ex-Chadi poster	01:42:53 10/26/02 Sat
And what on earth would Little Audrey want with Bob's Viagra... Um... maybe it works differently on girls... -- Sister Bunny, 17:06:07 10/26/02 Sat