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George W. Bush The President
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Date Posted: 15:08:28 09/03/02 Tue
In reply to:
The Benelux countries, Andorra, Liechtenstein, and Vatican City
's message, "As extremely small countries, we find your policy of blowing extremely small countries into another century to be quite disconcerting" on 12:40:51 09/03/02 Tue
Wait, lil Leslee and your 4th world pals, we don't need oil from Iraq and that isn't what this new war of mine is about. I must revenge the defeat of my father, who stomped into Iraq and failed to kill Saddam and lost face around the globe. These little places you name now, Sir or Ma'am, ain't real places cuz I can't find them on mah map, so stop pulling our legs, ya here!
We have all the oil we need, under the forests in Oregon and Colorado. Once we clear cut the old timber, we kin start drillin' fer oil in those states as well as in the wilderness areas of Alaska and Canada if we can con them into selling us their oil for $2 a barrel plus some cheap cigarettes thrown into the bargain.
Just let the menfolk of the USA figure out these war problems, Ladies and Gents. Don't worry about things that are beyond you, because it will give you a headache. I have proved this over and over. Now...let's have a beer, ...whar's mah pretzels?!?!
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