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Subject: Bomb Baghdad? Hell, why not start with Denmark? Author: Mr. McFeely [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 23:45:13 09/18/02 Wed I always was suspicious of those Danes. Anyone who wears wooden shoes is up to no good! That’s what Gramps McFeely used to say. See, it all has to do with splinters. If you get splinters in your toes, you get ornery. And when you get ornery you can start all kinds of trouble. And what better way to get splintered toes than by wearing wooden shoes! So, I know you’re saying “OK, ya old coot! How does this relate to Iraq? Connect the dots, dagnabbit!” Well hold your damn horses there, ya young whippersnapper! It just so happens when I was in the War (the BIG one), I learned all about secret codes (parts of me may have fallen into disrepair over the years, but my mind is still as sharp as a straight-edged razor! Yes-indeedy! I know what I'm talking about!)! So I took the name “Saddam Hussein” switch the letters around and sure enough I got “Assumed Danish!” Well that’s enough proof for me. No wonder why he’s such an ornery SOB. Why, if people assumed I was Danish, I’d be pretty dang ticked off myself. So I say we attack Copenhagen pronto! At least it’ll get Dubya the Anti-Danish vote, which oughtta be enough to make up for all those California LIEberals who are gonna vote for Hillary in Two-Double-Ought-Four! You’re either with me or against me, dagnabbit! Buy my merchandise, or I’ll tell folks you wear wooden shoes! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date You leave those Danes alone, or else I'll tell Mr. Rogers about the time you felt me up behind King Friday's castle. (NT) Daniel Tiger 00:11:11 09/19/02 Thu You got the wrong McFeely there, bub. -- Mr, McFeely, 01:28:47 09/19/02 Thu The Danes call it Quality! -- Spumco, 06:37:59 09/19/02 Thu Tell it to the judge. -- Daniel Tiger, 09:26:44 09/19/02 Thu