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Subject: Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Yenta! Chadi is a busy heterosexual man and he has hired me to field these questions.

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Akram Razor, Chadi's Press Secretary
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Date Posted: 17:46:07 09/25/02 Wed
In reply to: Glenda Yenta 's message, "I am interested in starting a Chadi Fan Club chapter" on 14:28:36 09/25/02 Wed

1) What is Chadi's favorite ice cream flavor?
Hummus.

2) Who is Chadi's favorite singer or group? Oingo Boingo

What is his favorite song? Hatt Baby!

3) What makes Chadi smile?
This Lesli creature, evidently.
Hatt Baby, certainly.
A cool breeze through the cedar trees�walks on the beach�watching a sunset with a special someone�a Tantric Buddhist Yoga position called �The Wacky Pretzel��

4) Is Chadi "a grower not a shower"?
I will have to refer to MY press secretary for this one.

5) Does he have any body piercings or tatoos?
Chadi has considered a piercing his firm yet tender nipples for his legions of busy heterosexual fans. His feelings on this issue are, for Chadi, unusually ambivalent.

6) What's his favorite pick up line?
Let�s mix pranna, oh you clever one!

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On behalf of Chadi fans across the globe, thank you so much. Glenda Yenta 01:49:21 09/26/02 Thu

Glenda, Haven't you once insulted me very harshly at the Landover forum??? saying that I was a frustrated porn addict?? Did you change your personality in the mean time? (NT) -- chadi, 13:41:25 09/26/02 Thu

I don't recall, but I'm sure I must have had my reasons. But now I feel that I'm getting to know the real Chadi. -- Glenda Yenta, 14:08:41 09/26/02 Thu

So what's wrong with being a frustrated porn addict? I think that's hot, hot, hot! -- Aunt Peg, 01:35:29 09/27/02 Fri

Sometimes people take things the wrong way... -- Glenda Yenta, 17:22:45 09/27/02 Fri

I'd just love to do it with Dustin Hoffman AND Anne Bancroft. I think that would be....well, you know!! -- Aunt Peg, 18:19:36 09/27/02 Fri

Well, if there's a soundtrack to it, I say it's the original by Simon & Garfunkle, not the Lemonheads remake. -- NOT Glenda Yenta, because she'd never talk this way!, 18:52:10 09/27/02 Fri

Simon & Garfunkle both wear hair pies. Hair pies, I tell you! (NT) -- NOT Hercule Poirot because he is not a member of the hair club for men nor is he the president., 19:55:41 09/27/02 Fri

I'd just love to do it with Simon & Garfunkel, Hercule Poirot, a member of the hair club for men AND the president! That would be hot, hot, hot! -- Aunt Peg, 19:59:46 09/27/02 Fri

This quite reminds me of the orgy that broke out at Lord Bushdiver's dinner party -- Miss Jane Marple, 20:31:52 09/27/02 Fri

I think I was in that. Was Jamie Gillis in it? (NT) -- Aunt Peg, 04:24:16 09/28/02 Sat

You most certainly were in it, although you were unconscience during most of the production. -- Miss Jane Marple, 04:43:57 09/28/02 Sat

Wow! That would be hot! I'm getting all excited just thinking about it! -- Aunt Peg, 08:00:07 09/28/02 Sat

Do I have to remind you that obscenity and pornography are not allowed on this forum? (NT) -- chadi, 15:33:24 09/28/02 Sat

Where is this obscenity and pornography of which you speak? (NT) -- Hastings morphing into a Chadi clone, 15:48:20 09/28/02 Sat
There are no obscene photographs, words or acts described in any of these posts. Perhaps the expression "do it with" is obscene by Lebanese standards, but certainly not by those of voy forums! (NT) -- Larry Parker, Attorney at Law, 18:44:28 09/28/02 Sat