Subject:  Re: Mama, you are okay, you are NOT QUITE (YET) in the Arms of Jesus, but you are.... |
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Glenda's Mom
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Date Posted: 15:13:43 09/05/02 Thu
In reply to:
Glenda's Grandmama
's message, "What? Where am I? This doesn't look like my room...." on 06:15:03 09/05/02 Thu
...you are, my sweet Mama, at Doreatha's Diaper Den, where she keeps...uh, houses the elderly...uh..hmmmm? Well, anyway, Doreatha made us a deal we could not refuse, dear one.
Here's the scoop on yer new digs: Mrs. Dorrie said she would keep you safe and sound, full of pills and jello, with clean sheets every 2 weeks and a bath every 3rd day with hair wash 1x/week, for only....(drum roll)...$2859. per month. This is a substantial savings from the $4000 plus at that Happy Dappy drug den down near the county line.
Mom, Luke and Laura? That's General Hospital. If they appear on All My Children, call me. I love cameos on daytime TV. Please, Mom, don't try and watch the US Open. You know that with your cataracts, too many tennis matches can blind you permanently and when you can't find your mouth to eat, they will feed you thru your stomach and I can't stand to see you suffer so I might have to pull the plug. I will talk with Glenda about this, but I think we both agree. You must be able to see to eat or it's buh bye, old thing! Have a nice day, Mama, and remember: Jesus loves you and so do we.
Your daughter dearest, Me.
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