Mon dieu, ma cherie, how you ramble. I must insist that the nurse at Saint Mary Mead�s raise your Haldol dosage before you fly over the cuckoo�s nest�comme �a! However, you may be on to something�. -- CHADI'S FORUM

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Subject: Mon dieu, ma cherie, how you ramble. I must insist that the nurse at Saint Mary Mead�s raise your Haldol dosage before you fly over the cuckoo�s nest�comme �a! However, you may be on to something�.

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Hercule Poirot

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Date Posted: 17:47:16 09/18/02 Wed
In reply to: Miss Jane Marple 's message, "Exactly! You tell us what you have to do with it. What were you doing in Sweden?" on 14:09:30 09/18/02 Wed

Consider: We know that Chadi was in Sweden, recording the Hatt Baby Song (he cannot deny the facts: the facts, they are as naked as his overpraised torso). We know that his unquenchable thirst for power has led him to try to conquer the Landover Boards, Hell, and most significantly, his own site. His request for the Spirou cartoons betrays a modest command of French (remember Beirut once billed itself as the Paris of the Middle East, a marketing campaign that was, on the whole of it, unwise.)
Who is constantly trying to forge an alliance with Sweden?
Qui parle le fran�ais?
Whose "prana" is at the service of the state?
Who works out in the free weights room at the Beirut YMCA?
Who would be crafty enough to commit auto-hackery?
Who is, in effect, the Hatt Baby?

Cardinal Richelieu! You are Chadi! Oh clever one--you have masterminded this whole �Euro� fiasco. Fiend! You have been the wicked fox and led us on a merry chase but I, Hercule Poirot, cry �Yoikes and away!� and the hounds gnaw on your entrails! Hastings! Uncleave Lord Harrington and call Interpol! I cannot abide such naughtiness. The �Euro��faugh!

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Imb�cile! You have no proof. I escape your clutches on the rocket-powered sailboat you see behind my, er, Chadi�s portrait. Ciao, suckers! (NT)	Cardinal Richelieu	17:51:00 09/18/02 Wed