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Date Posted: 11:35:31 10/29/00 Sun
Author: [U]tron
Subject: Greetings BR
In reply to: BR 's message, "Hi kids. I'm here." on 05:24:55 10/29/00 Sun

Greetings and congratulations neo human BR.
I’m pleased to see you made it.
Yes, you will have something sharp bolted into the back of your neck but ‘immortal’ was a glitch in my typo-tech circuits, I should have said ‘immoral’ he he.

Before we can drill your brain, 2 things.
First: a number of questions:

1)Your fellow humans are:

(A) An ingenious, creative and beautiful lifeform.
(B) Gods finest creation.
(C) Heaving fleshsacks to be swept away by the glorious SRA nation.
(D) Don’t know.


2)If you had a hammer
would you: (A) Hammer in the morning
(B) Hammer in the evening
(C) Crush the skulls and break the kneecaps of the weak
and old, then knock up a new negative particle cannon
(D)Make chairs.

3) If you could change one thing about yourself, would you:

(A) Have smaller ears or a more attractive nose.
(B) Know more females
(C) Have twin shoulder mounted cannons and a fist that can turn into a chainsaw.
(D) Hello sailor.




Well, human? How did you do?
If you answered all ‘C’s then well done! The emotion ending mind drill is one step closer!

Next your tronification will have to be cleared with one of our first generation trons:
Glamotron or Impostotron.
Please stand by for this.
I calculate B-tron is a very suitable tron name,
Also, I trust you will be engaging in active combat/invasion?
Please advise.
Also please supply a human E-address for covert tron transmissions.

SRA
The future is chrome.

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