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Date Posted: 13:13:46 10/27/03 Mon
Author: Mock
Author Host/IP: 216-43-70-32.ip.mcleodusa.net / 216.43.70.32
Subject: Re: The Gospel According to ...
In reply to: theo 's message, "The Gospel According to ..." on 18:19:35 10/24/03 Fri

And Lucifer arose from the bowels of Hell and spake to the virgin leader of Heaven's army:

"Kiss my evil ass, biatch. You're dead in week 10. God help you, 'cause I'm all about the Mayhem. On another note, nice work on the Sodomites. Their Homo coach tried to sign a contract with me to stop his five-game skid but I told him to go to Limbo, and that the Mayhem would rule over him. And as I bade it to be, so such it transpired, and darkness and Mayhem ruled yet again."




>Please don't be under the impression that I've not
>noticed my twice-in-three-weeks ass kicking of the
>Homos (or my meteoric rise up the standings). I've
>been busy, but not THAT busy. Of course, anyone
>should have seen my Harv-thumping coming, for it is
>written in a little-known passage from Isaiah:
>
>And thus cameth the accursed Sodomites against the
>forces of God, and soundly was their ass whipped.
>Yet, not knowing the power of the Lord, they cameth
>again against the heavenly host in less than a
>fortnight's time, and yea, as it had been foretold by
>the prophets, they had their backsides reamed yet
>again, and their was much wailing and gnashing of
>teeth, and much blood issuing from the nether regions
>of the Sodomites. And the Lord your God emerged from
>heaven, and said unto Harv, "Why do you foolishly come
>against the armies of heaven? Wherefore challenge you
>my Priest? Wherefore do you come after the heavenly
>Saints? Do you not know that doom and hellfire await
>you? And by the way, a tight end in the thrid round?
>What the fucketh were you thinking?" And then Yaweh
>turned his beatific face toward the one they call Mock
>the Unclean, and he spake unto him thusly: "And Mock,
>you can take your Remington Corrolary and shoveth it
>up thine own ass!" Thus spoke the the Lord your God,
>and it was good.

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