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Subject: Holy Child Raping Batman


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Chad
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Date Posted: 19:25:16 08/07/05 Sun
 Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ! (Pardon me for the black-talk but the black guy we met tonight was whiter than Wayne Brady so someone has to “Bring the street”. Fuck, Gerard, you are whiter than a fucking caricature of Howdy Doody!). Darian and I decided to support our bud Davey in his standup debut. He’s probably still pissed at us for not laughing at the non-ending Noah’s Ark parade of unfunny that was there tonight. Jesus, I could sit there and watch the Doctor remove Terri Schivo’s feeding tube and then take a Cleveland steamer on her chest get more laughs.

When Darian had the ENTIRE fucking room chanting “SHUT THE FUCK UP, DARIAN”. Christ, are you a fucking comedian or what? Learn to handle a heckler, don’t just stand there and get the audience to come to your rescue ‘cause they pity you!

Seriously, it was like a fashion show of stereotypes from the ‘80s. The Mohawk guy, the debonair black guy in the cheap suit “du jour”, the stupid prop guy, they were all there.

However, the funniest guy of the night was the John Goodman look-alike that sat at our table. Seriously, I think he was a little star-struck with Darian (like I was a mere 12 months ago, now I plan her death weekly) but he made me laugh like a 12 year old boy seeing Michael Jackson’s penis for the first time at Neverland Ranch.

However, Mr. Fucking funny for the night was Mr. McQueen of Bedford. His Non Sequitur of the night “What do you look for in a hooker? I look for one that can take a punch.”

He is soooooo coming along with us to the US.

Anyhow, I am getting loaded by the minute. So to sum up: FUCK THE COMEDY DAWGS IN THEIR STUPID CANINIS FAMILIARIS ASS”

Chad
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Weekly?Target20:04:09 08/07/05 Sun
Re: Holy Child Raping BatmanBill04:54:39 08/08/05 Mon
Re: Holy Child Raping BatmanDavey05:07:57 08/08/05 Mon

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