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Date Posted: 20:34:41 08/09/05 Tue
I am SERIOUSLY going to turn this board around and no one gets ice cream if you don't all CUT THIS BULLSHIT THE FUCK OUT (OWWWWWWT...for those of you who need it!)
I quite seriously have had the MOST phenomenal day of my professional life! ASK ME IF I GIVE AN ELEPHANT'S FETUS ASS IF YOU BITTER, JEALOUS INTERLOPERS...(YES WE TRACK HITS, YES WE TRACE IP'S, AND, YES I NOW KNOW WHAT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS MEAN) BELIEVE THAT!!!
And while I dealt with the mutliple device juggling that accompanies such a day, (oooooh, that sounded sooooo deliciously naughty) Chad and Assbat took turns at my computer shaking their heads with disbelief at the UTTER small mindedness of a BEAUTIFUL city, rich in HISTORY and HUMOR yet, oddly, ENTIRELY HUMORLESS!!!
Davey...You have my number. Use it. Or I guess we'll just hurl Margie's plates at each other on Sunday. (lol) If you seriously missed all the HEARTFELT compliments I threw your way, I dunno what to tell you. Other than...you and I have spent countless hours (knee-deep in rotting produce no less) discussing the joys, sorrows and enevitable pitfalls of a life in entertainment. You asked me to critique you on the radio and on stage. I did. And you shine! In both arenas! Let alone the fantastic traits you bring to the table as a human being. If you are really so pissed...well, I hate that...BUT... I'm not going to turn against my partner and best friend (Chad) or my not-blood but close enough to be sister(Julie)to heal the bruised egos of Chris Rock wannabes who, in my opinion, (that's right, people...MY BOARD...MY OPINIONS...MY BIG FAT WHITE ASS IN YO FACE) don't deserve to scrape the crumbs from your table. You and I have seen lots of shit that other people never will. And we ALWAYS find the funny! It's one of the things I love most about you!
If Julie said something you didn't like, well, I could do what the SWEET folks at your board do and erase it. But, I BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH!!! It's something those BASTARDLY YANKS taught me.
I make NO APOLOGIES or EXCUSES for who I am, where I've been, where I'm going or who I'm taking with me. ALL HARD EARNED!
Now stop fussing over STUPID CRAP and decide what kind of mark you want to leave on this world! All of You!
This ain't your father's messageboard, people!!!
The Crazymaker! (look it up...GREAT BOOK)
And if ANY of you assclowns make me preach like my fifth grade math teacher again...YOU'LL be sorry!!!
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