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Subject: Re: EL84 @ Slims July 29 Author: S.B. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:39:36 07/19/05 Tue In reply to: Kyle 's message, "Re: EL84 @ Slims July 29" on 19:38:16 07/19/05 Tue Hello? "Hello.. Hello...." "Hi Isabel, it's your uncle Jack" "Hello...(say hello izzy)" "Isabel? Do you remember me? It's your uncle Jack" "........." "I heard that you got bit by a penguin" "Unkle Jack...." "Yah, that's right, your uncle Jack, you remember? The next time you see uncle Jack he's gonna give you 10 dollars if you hide the telephone in the refrigerator" "O.K..(say hello izzy)" "It's hot as hell in here! Did you know that last night I cooked mushrooms in the popcorn maker? "Hello...." "Izzy.. Izzy, I have to tell you a secret, your mom asked me to tell you that she wanted you to cut her hair while she was taking her nap today" "Nooo......" "Yes she did! While we where in the garage the last time I was there, she asked me to tell you that." "(tell him about your dance recital)....I have a dance recital" "I'll give you 20 dollars if you spit in daddy's face" "O.K....." "Are mummy and daddy going to your recital? "Yeeess.." "Well try not to piss in your pants like I did when I was young. and don't Ever!, Ever! forget!! That if any one trys to touch you on the bottom - you tell them that your uncle Jack is going to kill them, and that way your mummy and daddy won't have to go to prison." "........." "but if you do piss your pants, don't feel bad about it. Everybody pisses in their pants sometimes. And it's not against the law until you grow up. "(ask uncle Jack when he's coming to visit)... when are you coming to visit? "and if you really don't want to do the dance recital you can always pretend that you hurt your leg, and that way you'll also get allot of attention and mummy and daddy will buy you a present. "When.....?" "Well as soon as uncle Jack gets out of prison honey, I'll be coming to stay with you for a few months, but don't tell mummy and daddy about that yet." "I got a new doll....I played with her in the yard" "They shot your dog! And buried him in the yard! Put your dad back on the phone right away!" "................. Yo-Gee... (hay!, No drawing on the walls.... ------------- Hello... By Jack Pot [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Get ready to rumble Matty 21:08:18 07/19/05 Tue Re: Get ready to rumble -- Spence, 07:49:59 07/21/05 Thu Re: Get ready to rumble -- S.B., 08:14:42 07/21/05 Thu Re: Get ready to rumble -- Crazy radio lady, 14:25:55 07/22/05 Fri