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Date Posted: 20:57:25 07/22/05 Fri
In reply to:
Dan
's message, "Re: It's a mad, mad, world" on 20:16:57 07/22/05 Fri
35? OK...I'm down with that. What kind of kinky ass telethon have I stumbled into here? Will Jerry Lewis host next year? And is it wrong to be weirdly aroused by this thread? (Officially, I'm offended, of course...HA!)
OK, so many questions...it's Africa hot here in the hood, I really have lost my cell phone and the ability to check my own damn e-mail and my freakin' mind...clearly GONE.
How did I piss off my BRAND NEW TEAM in a day?
...practice, practice, practice!
As for my age...yea, about that. I used the same math to calculate what I owe G and C-DIDDY, which would explain my youthful exuberance and their wrath...ha!
Kyle...New plan...everyone who needs to BITE ME, wire me money to PAY CHAD + GLENN (Heard that a couple of times today...is that how you help, btw, I AXE YA?!)
I have ZERO control over myspace. Mikey, Bobby, Chad and a host of others evidently are my Darian imposters. But I'm all about MALIBU...Hook a sistah UP!!!
E-mail...CRIKEY, what a mess. Yes...DO NOT SEND anything you don't want the ENTIRE DARIAN WORLD to read to my eastlink acct. Mikey, who the HELL am I? Diva or Darian? Sweet Jesus, indentity confusion is WAY contagious.
Horoscope...HAHAHA...HILARIOUS! I don't know how they did that, but it HAD to be Glenn or Chad ( I really should pay them.)
Snarfude and Daff...KILLER PRODUCERS and new friends and
D-TEAM faves!
Chad's excellent night out...for the love of big breasted pole dancers, I GAVE Cheeky the night off AND sent him to a stag party with a fistful of bills. But the dummy's been at my door 3 times and coming back. Even when I terrorize them, they come back for more. What's a wench to do?
Mike B...That Boulder you speak of...remind me as it's been awhile since I made a deal with the devil at said crossroads, is there a dumpster to the left or right of that rock? Glenn and Chad (must ... pay...them...) might need to isolate those co-ordinates so as to 'spose of the body!
Koko ... I knew that wasn't vomit. TMI, honey...TMI!
MikeyM ... Chad is your ONLY friend...That just smarts but thank Buddha you're back.
ALL others in Foolsville... what part of dial DOWN the crazy did you miss?!
Now...she sleeps...I heard that snickering!
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