Rx for the summer flu -- Darian's Friends

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Subject: Rx for the summer flu

Author:
Dr. KilDare

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Date Posted: 05:41:50 07/24/05 Sun

Force me to give a shit, will you? You think you're in the hole now? Wait til you get a load of my bill. Some of us still get paid to be funny.

I have misplaced my menstruating media maven meltdown programming schedule. Thus or thusly or therefore, (like I fukking care) I will never let you live down the past 3 hours that I can never get back. Primo South Beach snatch that you felt compelled to get in the way of. You only return calls when it's convenient. You never ntertain anyone's opinion other than your own and you cheat at board games. Yet here I am. Here we all are. Y? Because you're Darian. When you remember to be. There's only one of you and you appear impossible to murder. I've crunched some serious numbers on that last part and offer no rational explanation other than you have more people to fuck with. So get busy!

Worry about the Taliban. Worry about your stock portfolio. Worry about blinding people with your white legs. Worry about Scott Baio's Q rating. Worry big about the size 13 Bruno Magli you'll find up your ass if I don't have a fully completed Darian reel in my inbox by 6. Worry not about running out of material because 19 of the 20 things I've just said were lifted from the marathon conversations we've had in the past week. I managed to squeeze in one or two words max so it's all you!

Help's on the way. Matty's there next week and we stocked him up with gyros, PATH tokens, sweaty shit stained homeless people and high powered assault rifles to remind you where you come from. Hang in for a few more days, ya crazy hot broad!

Go get laid. I'll go imagine you getting laid and prepare for our 6:01 PM victory lap.

Why the fuck did I have to call you back at a soup kitchen? You don't cook and you don't eat. Weird. But that's what makes you...you!

Hdawg

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Replies:

Subject	Author	Date
Re: Rx for the summer flu	Matty	08:04:26 07/24/05 Sun
Re: Rx for the summer flu -- Kyle, 09:28:05 07/24/05 Sun
Re: Rx for the summer flu	Wenchy	16:36:27 07/24/05 Sun
Re: Rx for the summer flu -- D-monster, 16:46:17 07/24/05 Sun