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Subject: OH yeah, when he strikes, it will OUCH!

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Darian

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Date Posted: 20:20:52 07/25/05 Mon
In reply to: damn fine harrassment 's message, "Re: Alright..." on 19:58:54 07/25/05 Mon

OK...in honor of Chad (who must be dead because there's no way he'd let this go on without interjecting unless there was a troupe of double-jointed libidinous Latino, barely legal cheerleaders in town... and I checked...there ain't) I have made a LIST. He's a little OCD with that but I digress.

1...OMG, I secretly rejoice (cuz it makes me seem so much smarter than I am) when people accuse me of concocting these character profiles in my twisted labrynth of lunacy, (sound out the big words, Koko) BUT you are too FUNNY not to be outed...so ...http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=16959920&Mytoken=20050725194921...I'm a tard and geek and gimpless tonight so I hope that works.

2...I totally traded you Dane Cook for all of the cerebrally challenged that are chasing you. Mocking is my life. I'm drooling with anticipation. And he is another FUNNY HOTTIE!!! Whooo...but HOW!

3...Love ya madly and I am merely the jester bowing to the new Queen...BUT...what up with that soup bowl filled with aqua you're calling a POOL?! I mean ... I totally respect you finding an excuse to flaunt the bikini...but ya ain't training for the olympics in that thing!

4...HUGE bonus points for taking my PERSONAL and PRIVATE e-mail to you re: Cheeky and posting it as a comment. (ahem) Spooky how DARIAN that be!

5...Give our little friend praise where it is due. Hot, funny and can turn a phrase like a mofo...obviously lost on some of the goons that are drooling over us in the bizarro world of www.myspace.com. WOW...how is it lost on them that you are playing (practically subliminally)the ambient sounds of conjunction junction in the background? ... hmmm..yet, sadly it didn't seem to take! OMG, I am laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughing!

6...Alright, crazy twin! I have a NYer to prepare for. So I'm going to go practice ignoring street people, f*!k as a noun, verb, adjective, and exclamation point and warming up my trigger finger. Then, I'm off to scour the brothels and dumpsters in search of our funny third! (Oh, he wishes!) Way to shut down a message board, Laura. I am IMPRESSED!!!

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Subject	Author	Date
Poor little chad	Kyle	20:56:19 07/25/05 Mon