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Subject: Can I get a witness!

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Darian

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Date Posted: 08:07:23 07/05/05 Tue
In reply to: Renee 's message, "Re: I'm with Chad...wait not literally" on 07:33:12 07/05/05 Tue

Amen sister! I tried to do my part but despite how many men (even the hot muffins) bitch about not getting laid, some of them just don't get it. They really should take them all aside in junior high before they learn any bad habits, and teach them this stuff. But you know, it's all about the learning curve. I can't teach a kangaroo quantum physics unless he really wants to learn. I don't know how old you are but any of my good reviews are thanks to Pheobe Cates, Jennifer Jason Leigh and a bag of carrots. It's as much a training tool as a fun teen flick.

Have fun at Blue Rock tonight. Give the dufus a big wet kiss from me and make him do his "white man dancing" for you. You will howl. I promise.

Cheeky, Mikey, and Dougie D as muffins. Ugh, I felt a little chill go up my spine...and not in the good way.
Chad is definitely muffin material. Although I did notice last night that he's a couple of inches (if my computer crashed right now and I couldn't finish this sentence, it would start all those rumors again) shorter than me. So technically he's a muffin stump but we could get a stool. Mikeymike, well you've seen the official pic on Darian 2.0. I'm not about to compete with that handsome mug BUT I'd allow him to powder my brow. Dougie, yeeesh, impossible not to love him but I've watched him eat nothing but 10 Big Macs and fries everyday and still lose weight. Sadly, he'll never be a muffin but he's one hell of a funny breadstick!

Have fun with the girls!

D

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Can I get a witness!	Chad	08:15:06 07/05/05 Tue
Re: Can I get a witness! -- MikeyMike, 10:24:45 07/05/05 Tue Re: Can I get a witness! -- Liz, 10:59:36 07/05/05 Tue