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Subject: Re: Blowy Leslie


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Date Posted: 16:40:58 07/11/05 Mon
In reply to: MikeyMike 's message, "Blowy Leslie" on 15:10:51 07/11/05 Mon
 I don't even understand what Les said. Darian, you might just win the freak competition.

It's almost 7:30 and you haven't called me yet. I held your hair back while you puked while we were both sober. I should be on the fucking short list. I could wait patiently or I could tell some fun wench stories. Maybe the one from Scores. Now how does that go again?

Once upon a time (back when Darian was a bigshot) there lived a princess who didn't realize that one of her producer's stag party at a very famous strip club was on the same day as the stag party for someone who worked for the competetition but who Darian was very very close to. Only the evil King didn't know that the princess was really tight with the young prince from across the tracks. The princess didn't know that the castle would be closed to the peasants and she'd have nowhere to hide if these two..ah...royal families met.

If my phone was ringing right now, I would stop there. But since it's not...

The princess didn't blend in since she was the only woman there that wasn't pole dancing. (Not at first anyway.) So she had to cause some serious distractions. (Hint, one of them involved a shower.) Are you sure you don't want to call me back really really soon D? I might remember how this story ends or I might have to check my audio bank to remind myself. Or maybe they just lived happily ever after. So many decisions.

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