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Subject: Jesus H Christ, now I'm her secretary

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koko

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Date Posted: 22:30:49 06/13/05 Mon
In reply to: SBA 's message, "Reunion" on 21:22:04 06/13/05 Mon

Adelman! Where the fuck have you been? Just so you know there are tons of DO worshippers that lurk but don't post. Careful what info you give out. I know you said it was because you don't have her email address. How the fuck did you pass the bar exam? It's right on the cover page with all her glam shots. Diva@darianotoole.com

So since I was the one who tracked her down. Fuck, an amish stripper would be easier to find, I've been instructed sternly I might add to pass on the info. So here it is.

She's been going through a little bit of health shit for the last couple of weeks and it side-lined her for a bit. She's fine and she'll be back to Halifax tomorrow or Weds. Believe me she's got plenty of shit to spew. I listened to two hours of it. I'd relay it you but I can't spell or define most of the words she used so you'll just have to wait until she has access to a computer again.

Alright there's more. She made me write it down and repeat it. Yes I did it. I am officially Sizzle's bitch. Matty, she said she got a slew of messages from you but she doesn't have your number with her so leave it on her machine next time. She wants to talk to you.

O&A's Sexbagel (btw, wtf does that mean) she's got your number and I guess you guys have been missing each other . She has your digits but an old email. So let her know what it is.

For the swampcoven, she's definitely coming back to the sane side of the border. Don't know when or where but she's psyched about a funny jew agent (that's an oxymoron - see I do learn shit DO) in LA and bringing Chad and Mikeymike with her. Maybe they'll cross the border in Utah so she can marry them both.

Dougie, she said to contact Mike@darianotoole.com and he'll get the J-O-B diggity done dawg! Mike, I still have the casino pictures. I think we need to work out a deal.

Britney, pull up your damn pants. (I'm just following orders Brit. So sad so sorry.

I think that's it. If not, tell her to pay me to do this shit. She should be able to get online tomorrow afternoon.

Ah, she saaid a bunch of other really funny shit but I don't remember it. Good help is hard to find.

Later diva devotees! And stand back. She's all fired up.

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