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Date Posted: 12:05:33 06/21/05 Tue
In reply to:
Koko
's message, "And I'm the dumb one?" on 09:02:32 06/21/05 Tue
You're on my shit list, Wench!
I'm happy to hear that Kar/Dar is ok so it's ironic that I'm going to kick her upside the head when or if she comes back. I knew where she was supposed to be this week, and she was going to come see me on the weekend. But she bailed. I knew where she was going and I didn't snitch, but I didn't know why. It's like a goddam treasure hunt. I had to call all those loonies in her family until I found P. Apparently they almost killed her but she's going to be better than ever. Trying to get information out of the rest of them is like trying to get shit out of a cockroach.
I never met you Chad but I talked to you on the phone from her love den. It was my job to deliver suitable college boys for her to amuse herself with. I also told you the legendary Jack on the air in NY story. I'm amazed they let anyone in that family across the border. Since he's afraid of clowns and crazy radio lady is afraid of midgets, one day when he was phoning in his weekly filthy joke, she asked what he would do if they encountered a midget in a clown suit. He said "I'd kick the living shit out of the little bastard until he fell through his asshole and broke his neck!" It was live. A classic. Now that she's about to be rich and famous again and you seem to be doing all the actual work, I'll sell it to you for a modest amount of those little green bills that smell so sweet. I also expect to crash at that ridiculous penthouse she had if she gets it back or maybe the palace she'll ask for this time. And I'll expect the freezer to be stocked with her stupid empty ice trays and my frozen Casha bars. You can only get them in the States and they are better than sex. I'm gay so don't take offense to that Darian I'm sure you could give a Casha bar a run for it's money. Or so I've heard. I know there's a tasty nougat joke somewhere in there but I'll let you pros take care of that. Ah yes, that's why I'll always make piss poor money in the Valley. But I get summers off. So there! Actually Darian usually does too because that seems to be around the time they always fire her and change the locks.
I have good news and bad news for you Chad.
Good news - Darian has finally met her match. Holy shit! I laughed my ass off! And that was before you were even actually doing the show? I pity America, I really do. 9/11, Bush, and now Darian and someone just as evil. I smell another episode of D on 48 hours coming.
Bad news- Darian has met her match. It's disturbing how much alike you two are. You're the same person with different equipment and judging from the pictures of you in Nanny's hole, you're built like those apes in California. So if you're straight and a funny horney perverted sarcastic asshole, you're the man she's going to marry. No offense to the boyfriend. I heard you were a great guy. Do us all a favour though, Chad. While she's under get that Russian to tie her tubes. The world is not ready for your spawn. And don't think you're going to get that crisp 100 dollar bill either. I've got a friend who lives near there and it's absolutely true. Cunttown is well known in them there parts. You're a fancy city boy, you'll never beat me to that cash! Assuming I can figure out who the hell Greg is. Put that link on the front page, not all of us come to this message board. It's too frigging confusing. And where's the picture of Koko in the pirate get-up? My vacuum is broken.
Kevin (Cecil)
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