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Subject: A wee golf story on a cold winter's day......

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The Mayor

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Date Posted: 17:36:29 01/17/11 Mon

A true story the defines the cultural divide between the Scottish and the English....

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St Andrews .

Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts:

'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The golfer replies:

'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England .

Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?'

The keeper replies:

'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!

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