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Date Posted: 21:24:09 06/17/04 Thu
Author: Basherdawg03
Subject: I snucked out

MY MAMA DOESN'T KNOW THAT I SNUCK OUT AND NOW I AM BACK TO TELL YOU MORE STORIES ABOUT MY HOMOSEXUAL DUCK...WELL... THE OTHER DAY I WAS TAKING MY MONTHLY BATH AND I HAD THE DOOR CLOSED... MY DUCK IS VERY SNEAKY YOU KNOW.... IT WAS IN THE TUB WITH ME AND IT TRIES TO EAT ME... IT WOULDN'T STOP QUACKING. QUACK QUACK QUACK IT WENT... BOY OH BOY I WAS FRIGHTENED UNTIL I REALIZED THE DUCK WAS IN THE TUB WITH ITS HOMOSEXUAL BIRD... I DIDN'T KNOW THAT DUCKS AND BIRD COULD AHVE BABIES BUT MY HOMSEXUAL DUCK WAS PREGNANT AND IT WAS A HE.... HOW???????????? THE BIRD WAS A BOY TOO??????? HOW?????? IF THE BIRD WASN'T A BOY THEN HOW IS MY DUCK A HOMOSEXUAL.... I PONDERED THIS AND LOOKED INTHE HOMOSEXUAL DICTIONARY BUT ALL IT HAD WAS A PICTURE OF RICHARD SIMMONS BENDING OVER.....HOMOSEXUAL BOYS..... WELL I GUESS HE IS THE HOMOSEXUAL MOLESTER OF THE YEAR... OH WAIT THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND MICHEAL JACKOFF.....HE AND I ARE VERY CLOSE HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO IT TOO.... AND I'M ONLY A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN... I WAS A MONK BUT I GOT TIRED OF BEING QUIET... AND THEY KICKED ME OUT WHEN MY DUCK TRIED TO RAPE ONE OF THEM... WELL I HAVE TO GO TO PEE IN MY BED NOW BECAUSE WE DO NOT HAVE RUNNING WATER IN TXALIUOSIVILLE... BYE-BYE...WELLL I BETTER GO PUT ON MY DIAPER IT LOOKS LIKE MY ARMS ARE GONNA BE COLD TONIGHT BECAUSE I REALLY WENT PEE THIS TIME... TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR.....WELL I DON'T KNOW THE REST BECAUSE MY MAMA HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MY HOMOSEXUAL DUCK WHEN I WAS LEARNING THIS SONG.... MY MOM IS MY UNCLE AND MY UNCLE IS MY SISTER AND MY SISTER IS MY DAD AND MY DAD IS MY MOM...I'M AN INBREAD....HOORAY FOR ME!!!!!

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