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Re: All Professions suffered jokes

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Lim Khoy Hing

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Date Posted: 00:00:07 08/17/12 Fri
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In reply to: NBH 's message, "All Professions suffered jokes" on 19:24:50 08/16/12 Thu

>"No problem, just get that lion out of the way."

Ha Ha Ha! That�s a good one!

I got a pilot joke which I included at the end of one of my articles �Tall Tales and Embellished Anecdotes� in the inflight magazine here http://tinyurl.com/d4xp6fa

However, I didn�t get a good feedback from one angry passenger for making fun of it all after not getting very good services on the plane�

There's a parrot on the plane

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

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