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Date Posted: 19:43:55 02/27/10 Sat
Author: Randall K. Wilson
Subject: Re: Jokes
In reply to: Warren Byerly 56 's message, "Re: Jokes" on 07:36:28 02/27/10 Sat

There was a farmer and his wife out in the barnyard gathering up chickens. Everytime the Farmer's wife bent over to gather a chicken she would expel flatus. Now this happened several times. Finally the Farmer said to his wife..."That's ok honey...if you can't catch'em, then shoot'em!"

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[> [> [> [> Re: Jokes -- Marilyn (Burcham )Willis '59', 18:23:45 03/01/10 Mon

A Washington Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Seattle when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care'. and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do yousuppose that is?'

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know s***?


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Jokes -- Warren Byerly 56, 09:39:17 03/02/10 Tue

Keep the jokes coming. I need them for a continuing education class I teach. How about some lawyer jokes.


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