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Date Posted: 06:37:23 04/05/11 Tue
Author: Randy Wilson
Subject: Re: Where is everyone?
In reply to: Warren Byerly '56 's message, "Re: Where is everyone?" on 17:22:01 04/04/11 Mon

If I win the joke contest I would rather have something off your grill. I hate booze.
rkw

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[> [> [> [> Re: Where is everyone? -- Marilyn Burcham Willis-59, 08:51:11 04/05/11 Tue

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture.

When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?" He took his problem to his best friend, Ike.

"Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel , and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I too, sent my son to Israel , and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi."

So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel , and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

And so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.

As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the Heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the Voice..

"I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . .."


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Where is everyone? -- Randall K. (Randy) Wilson (1970), 09:57:49 04/05/11 Tue

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago."
"Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. "
"Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said:

"Wedding cake."


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Where is everyone? -- Warren Byerly '56, 20:03:55 04/05/11 Tue

You will have to come up with one better than that one. :)


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