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Date Posted: 13:50:24 06/18/11 Sat
Author: Warren Byerly '56
Subject: Re: Where is everyone?
In reply to: Donna Ray '51 's message, "Re: Where is everyone?" on 13:28:51 06/18/11 Sat

I like that one.

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[> [> [> Re: Where is everyone? -- Warren Byerly '56, 06:45:59 06/24/11 Fri

The third grade teacher was having all the kids draw a Christmas picture. Little Johnny handed his picture in with the obvious drawing of Mary, Joseph, the 3 Wisemen and the baby Jesus. But standing over the baby as a drawing of this big fat man and the teacher was puzzled and asked who that was. Little Johnny told her, "Why, that's Round John Virgin."


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[> [> [> [> Re: Where is everyone? -- Donna Ray '51, 07:17:11 06/28/11 Tue

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. "


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Where is everyone? -- Donna Ray '51, 11:06:50 07/14/11 Thu

Warren, I am not so sure about this one!; let's blame it on my niece who works for the government (at Ft. Harrison) where they don't have much to do!


The Naked Cowboy

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff....

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.... So I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy. '

'And here I am.'


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