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Date Posted: 22:57:27 02/06/03 Thu
Author: Hysteria
Subject: Management Material

Hysteria is sitting in a chair in his hotel room still in Japan. He lights a cigarette and turns on the television for a couple minutes until his cell phone rings. He mutes the TV and answers his phone..



Hysteria: Yeah?



Tommy: Hey man, it's me..




Hysteria: Ohh hey, hang on a sec..




Hysteria turns off the TV and goes to the mini fridge and grabs a bottle of vodka. He opens the bottle and drinks straight from it then picks up the phone again....



Hysteria: What's up man?




Tommy: Nothing..I watched Glory...Nice try.




Hysteria: Nice try nothing!! That is some bullshit man...You see them taggin' on me? No one man can take me down alone unless he is a lucky son of a bitch...I'm tired of all this crap..




Tommy: Calm down, you'll win the next one.




Hysteria: Damn right I will..Sinister beat me once, the lucky bastard, but I'll be damned if he beats me again...He's probably gunna be coming into the match battered and bruised with that beating I put on him last time we met...




Tommy: Yeah..So, what did ya think of President Stevens little meeting?




Hysteria:...I loved it!!! It's about time someone started taking out the insubordinate fools one by one..




Hysteria takes another drink and the last puff from his cigarette and puts it out on his tongue....



Tommy:...Don't you think it's going too far though?




Hysteria: Ohh hell no..He's given these people too many chances..I'm glad, fricking glad!!




Tommy: And when they come after you? Will you be glad then??




Hysteria: Shut up man...The SINdicate won't come after me, you know why?? Because I'm not stupid enough to give them a reason to...Sure, everyone thinks Hysteria is just this big glob of muscle meat and no brain, but I know better than to cross the ultimate authority when he has three goons...Still don't know who the fourth is exactly, but I wouldn't mind being it...Yeah, I'm safe as long as I do what I'm told and tell no one what to do..




Tommy sighs on the other end of the line....



Hysteria: What?




Tommy: Nothing dude...I just miss the life ya know..




Hysteria: Yeah, I know....You could always be my manager..




Tommy: Seriously?




Hysteria: Why not? I mean, you have the size...You're as big as me dude....So, if anyone tries to do something stupid, you could make them see it another way..Fly out to Beijing and I'll meet you at the airport..




Tommy: Kickass! You gunna pay me?




Hysteria: Haha, very funny....If you can help me get some wins, then I can help you pay child support..




Tommy: Well, since you're hard to beat by yourself already...It would be damn near impossible for someone to take you out with me ringside...So, deal..




Hysteria smiles his wicked grin and lights another smoke. He finishes off the last of the vodka and tosses the bottle at the wall....



Tommy: What the hell was that?




Hysteria: Empty bottle...You know how it is..




Tommy: Yes I certainly do..Sinister again huh? It just seems like you keep getting the same people...Wonder if Stevens just likes to see these guys get knocked senseless?




Hysteria: Wouldn't doubt it...He's a pretty sick guy, but in a good way...I doubt that is the reason I keep getting the same people though...When I prove myself against the lower guys, then I'll get someone else....I really havn't gotten back that certain thing that makes me win matches..




Tommy: Certain thing?




Hysteria: Yeah, just that extra boost of energy at the end...My awareness is off too....I really should have never taken that two years off because I'm still rusty as all hell....Since I already got one round against Sinister I should be prepared for what he has to bring to the table....He's an alright wrestler, but he can only get lucky so many times...And guess what man..




Tommy: What?




Hysteria: I get to do anything I want in this match!! NO DQ!!! NO COUNTOUT!!!! What's better than that!? I always did have a soft spot for hardcore stuff...There's gunna be chairs, tables, barbwire, trash cans...you name it, I can use it!!! Shoot, if I get to feeling really crazy I'll rip off a fans limbs and beat Sinister over the head with 'em!! I bet he's never had a foot shoved up his ass where the foot wasn't attached to a body!! HAHA, it's going to be so great!!




Tommy: Umm....You're getting a little too excited there bud....




Hysteria:...Party pooper....Look at it this way, you said you missed the wrestling life...And you'll be here for this match as my manager....And there's no way I can lose if you decide to get a little crazy with me!! Tell ya what...I'll set him up, you can knock him down...or out, whichever you prefer....I pin..1,2,3...it's over and we get plastered....How's that sound?




Tommy: I like it...Especially the getting plastered part..




Hysteria and his cousin both laugh. Tommy yawns and Hysteria nods....



Hysteria: I see...Yeah, I'm tired too...Get a flight to Beijing coming in on Sunday...I get in on Saturday and I'll come pick you up, just give me a call letting me know what time...




Tommy: Cool...and by the way...if my plane crashes, you better kick Sinister's ass as my last wish....and every other person's ass after that as a matter of fact..




Hysteria: Shut up, your plane won't crash ya scared lil' puss...Seeya soon..




Hysteria hangs up then gets out of the chair and walks off to the bed for a long night of sleep.....



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