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Date Posted: 14:01:34 02/10/03 Mon
Author: J.P. Klash
Subject: No Rules To Break, So Bones will have to do.....

(The scene opens and we see J.P. Klash sitting in the middle of a Graveyard, leaning on a tombstone, smoking a cigar, and apparently talking to himself, as the camera gets closer we see the name on the Tombstone that he's leaning on and it's none other than former CWF superstar Junkyard Dog. The grave stone next to him however is covered with his leather jacket so the name is not visible. Klash suddenly realizes the camera is there and his conversation has been rudely interupted. He then begins to address the camera.)

J.P. Klash:(In a thick Boston Accent) "Me and the late JYD here were just havin' a little discussion about a mutual friend of ours. Graveyard, I mean Junkyard, here said he had a few bones to pick with the current CWF Hardcore Champ Gyon, get it bones? Anyway, my friend here was giving me some tips on what to do in the ring against this guy, obviously I'm gonna ignore all of them since he went and lost his title then got himself killed. But I figured hey, I got some time to kill before I catch my plane. Plus I thought I'd do somethin' nice for President Stevens, seein' how he got me this match for the Title and all.

(Just then what appears to be a city worker of some kind walks up to Klash and hands him an envelope. After and brief discussion, the man is gone and leaves Klash alone once again)

Klash: "You see Gyon, since you and JYD here were such good friends I decided I get you a little present. (Klash opens up the envelope and pulls out a piece of paper) I just bought you a nice cozy plot of land next to this this bag of bones. Cause once the ref counts 1..2..3..at Glory and I take that title that this man once held so dear and you have wrapped around your waist, I'm not gonna stop kickin' your ass until your dead and buried right here beside him. And when it's all said and done, I'll have one title on my shoulder headin' into Eltromania where I'll get my next title to put on my other shoulder, and there ain't nothin' you can do about it, so thanks for comin' out."

(With that Klash, puts his Cigar out on JYD's tombstone, and goes to leave. As he gets up he takes his jacket off the Tomnstone puts it on and leaves. The words are now visible on the stone and the camera zooms in on them so everyone can see them.)

Guy "GYON" Girdy
1973-2003

"He F*cked with the wrong guy and down he fell,
Now him and JYD are thumb wrestling in Hell"

(Camera Fades to black)

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