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Date Posted: 17:02:35 02/10/03 Mon
Author: "The Peace Maker" Derrick Anderson
Subject: Derricks Hotel...

~ Derrick walks into the hotel after taking his limo ride with Lisa. He stops and looks around a minute to find the front desk. He sees it at the other end of the lobby. He walks up to the desk and sees a short dark hair Chinese woman setting down. He walks up to her and begins to speak. ~

**I�m here to get the keys to my room.**

Chinese lady: Eh? Ah! Mr. Anderson. Hello, how are you?

**Fine and you?**

CL: How enjoy your stay Mr. Anderson? (It was clear the woman couldn�t speak English well.)

**Umm�I just got here today. I�m checking into a room.**

CL: Eh? You no like your stay with us?

**No, you don�t understand. I�m checking into a room. I haven�t stayed here yet.**

CL: I�m sorry you no stay here because you didn�t like it. Sorry no refunds!

~ Derrick looks at the woman in disgust. But he tries not to loose his patients with the woman. It is clear that she knows very little English. So Derrick thinks she might remember the company he works for. ~

**I�m here with the CWF. I�m Derrick Anderson. I have a wrestling match against Will M. Kizer coming up and I need a room.**

CL: Oh why you no say so. I give you room. Good room.

~ The woman starts to write something down on a piece of paper and then she grabs a set of hotel keys. Before handing them to Derrick she starts pressing buttons on the cash register. And then looks back up at Derrick and says� ~

CL: 89.95 Mr. Anderson.

**No you don�t understand. The room is already reserved. The CWF staff should have already paid for the room.**

CL: 89.95 please.

~ Derrick once again looks at the woman in disbelief. He opens his mouth to try to explain and then just decides to let it go. He is just thankful that he will at least have a room. He opens up his wallet and hands the woman a 100 dollar bill. She counts change and gives him his keys to the room. Derrick makes his way up the stairs and finds his room on the third floor. The room overlooks the city streets and he notices all the short people with dark hair walking around and kids screaming and crying. He looks around the room and notices dust everywhere and the bed is the only clean looking thing in it. Derrick set down his duffel bag of clothes and walks over to the sink. He looks himself in the mirror and begins to speak� ~

**Common Derrick, at least you have a place to stay for tonight. Its all worth it. I mean what is 90 bucks compared to the money I will be making after I beat Will M. Kizer. What is so good about that German any ways? He probably cant even come close to beating me.**

~ Derrick reaches down and turns the knob on the sink and water slowly comes running out. Derrick gets a handful of water and splashes on his face. Then he turns off the water and continues to talk to himself in the mirror. ~

**I can�t believe the women here. They all look the same. Except for Lisa. And that�s the last time I mess around with a news reporter. I mean how was I supposed to know all the news reporters here in China are prostitutes. Derrick does his best impression of the woman. �That will be fifty dollars Derrick�. I mean damn, we didn�t do a damn thing. She took off her shirt and rolled around a minute and I was charged fifty dollars. What a rip off. I need to get focused on my match.**

~ Derrick then turns around and walks over and looks at the bed on last time. ~

**Well, it wouldn�t hurt to catch up on some sleep while I have the chance. If I don�t I will not be well rested for Glory tomorrow.**

~ Derrick then walks over to the windows and pulls down the shades�the room is dark except for a lamp just next to the bed. Derrick lays down on the bed and begins to doze off. Then he remembers the light� ~

�Click, Click�

(OOC: Hey guys, the writing in pinks mistakes were made on purpose. I was trying to show how a Chinese Lady who didn�t understand very much English would speak. Hope it worked.)

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