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Date Posted: 17:27:46 01/18/03 Sat
Author: "The Bounty Hunter Chris Deville
Subject: Back to Step One Part #1

(Chris Deville's black truck pulls up out in front of a police station on the outskirts of Austin, Texas as Deville jumps out of the truck he heads to the back and opens the tailgate, as the slam of the tailgate is heard a figure is seen lying in the bed of truck tied up and gag.)

Deville:"Hope you enjoyed the ride, oh and by the way you have the right to remain silent.....blah,blah,blah,...blah,blah,blah, I'm sure you've heard it before."

Man In Truck:"MMMMMM....MMM....MMMMMMM."

Deville:"Whatever you say."

(The door to the cop shop opens and two uniform police officers step out complete with coffee in one hand and a donut in the other.)

Officer 1: " Hey Barry check this out."

Officer 2: "Well what do we have here?"

Deville: "One of America's lowest, dug him out of a nice greasy hole, by the way here."

(Deville nonchalantly tosses a folded wanted poster towards the officer who drops his coffee to catch the slip.)

Officer 1: "DANG IT!!!!!"

Officer 2: "Hey now mister there was no call for that!"

Deville: "Whatever, just give me my money, take this scumbag, and i'll be on my way."

(The officer finishes wiping off his coffee stained uniform and with a upset glance at Deville he opens the warrant)

Officer 1: "So you caught #7 on the list , huh?"

Deville: "That's what it says doesn't it?"

Officer 2: "Now there's no need to cop a attitude, whats your name?"

(Deville reaches into his pocket and grabs a tooth pick and places it in his mouth, ignoring the question he was just asked.)

Officer 2: "Sir your name please?"

Deville: " Chris Deville"

Officer 1: "You mean the Chris Deville on CWF?"

Deville: " You can say that."

Officer 1: "I seen your last match must of been rough losing to Healey huh?"

(Officer 1 looks at Officer 2 and starts a slight laugh, Deville is seen grinning a little and he removes his black sunglasses)

Deville: "yeah, just about as rough as me out here doing your job while you two play find the donut hole in the shower room, by the way which one of you is the wife?"

Officer 1: " YOU SON OF A B###H, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

Officer 2: "Whoa Chuck just leave it you don't want to get suspended again do you?"

Officer 1:"I guess not,....You just better watch yourself Deville or your a## is mine!!!"

Deville: "That's what i'm afraid of Prancy"

Officer 1:"YOU @#$$%^ &*(*&^ %$#@!....."

(Officer 2 pushes Officer 1 toward the squad car as Deville waves good bye to them, as he looks back at the truck he reaches in and grabs the felon and starts toward the station.)

Deville: "We'll have a new home for you soon Carlos"

Carlos:"MMMMMMMMM....MMMMM........MMMMM!!!!!!!"

Deville : "Don't worry no need to thank me buddy, it's my pleasure, haha."

(Deville disappears into the station with his baggage beside him.)

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