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Date Posted: 05:51:06 01/21/03 Tue
Author: Hardcore Khan
Subject: Life's a beach...

The scene opens up with nothing but blinding brightness. The camera shifts down, to reveal a vibrant blue sky. It lowers some more until the crystal clear blue water of the ocean is seen, women in skimpy clothes having a good time in the water. The camera then shows where the water meets the sand. The sand is a nice shade of beige and white, not even a hint of pollution on it. There are women walking around wearing their colorful swimsuits. A couple of kids are running around, playing their usual childhood games, while their parents lounge lazily on lawn chairs under a red and white umbrella, always keeping a close eye on their kids. The Mediterranean climate along the southern coast of the Algarve and the scantilly clad women bring a warm and welcoming feeling to Portugal's beach. The camera catches a glimpse of a board sign 'Welcome to Sáo Rafael, Albufeira'

Some more yards away we see someone bathing in the sun relaxing. The camera gets closer to reveal the muscular tanned body of Hardcore Khan. He's shirtless as the sweat on his chest glistens in the sun. He has a blue bandanna covering his black hair, along with his shades, protecting his eyes from the powerful sun. His lower body is covered in only a pair of blue trunks.

Just then, a beautiful bronze skinned woman, walks over to Khan, holding two drinks in her hands. Khan looks up and smiles at the gorgeous Mediterranean woman as she lays down on the left of Khan right next to him. She's wearing a small, hot pink bikini, with a transparent wrap around her waist. Her long brown hair shines beautifully in the sun. She hands him one of the drinks. He takes a sip of it, and right after scrunches his face up. He swallows it down then proceeds to speak towards the camera with his British accent.

HCK: Hello there... As you can see I'm here enjoying the sun, sand and women here somewhere in Portugal, not too far away from Lisbon. But not all is good and well in Khanland.

He let's out a sigh as he takes another sip of the drink.

Khan: You know, I can't believe the Prez has put Kevin the little Willy as the referee in my match this week! I can't even get over the fact that he cheated last week in front of my own fans and he got away with it! The guy had help from that Thorn guy, he sure did prove to be a thorn in the arse. Whoever booked this match has a problem with myself and Healey, they must be jealous of our good looks, especially mine. Jealous bastards!

Khan looks away from the camera, closes his eyes really hard and then looks at the woman. She puts her hand on his chest and starts rubbing sun-screen on him as she smiles. HCK lets out another sigh as he turns his attention to the deep blue ocean, the waves are almost hypnotic in their constant motion.

Khan: You know, it sure was a great idea to come here. There is no better way to release frustration than with a woman... And when you have a drive as intense as mine, you gotta let it all come out on as many nice women as possible.

Khan stays fixated on the water before him until four girls pass by. They are extremely pretty, and all wearing black bikinis and sunglasses. Hardcore Khan lowers his shades and looks at them. The girls get confused looks on their faces as Khan smiles big.

HCK: Hello, Ladies. Any of you looking to take a ride? Could be your lucky day as I'm up for it.

Khan keeps his smile as three of the girls just roll their eyes and walk away. Khan sees them leave, but one of them stays, walks towards Khan and lays down next to the right of Khan.... The other woman on the left of Khan briefly looks at the other girl and Khan in a surprised fashion, however, she continues rubbing his chest. The girl in the black bikini starts nibbling on Khan's ear.

HCK: As you can see, there's nothing more than I like than to have a good time. And there's nothing that I find worse than a bunch of boring farts, and nobody is as boring as the collective of TJ Retard, Matt Thorn in the Arse, and Kevin the little Willy! I saw your segments on TV and I think you all talk crap. TJ Retard, damnit, you are retarded! You talk about someone coming like you're out of a horror movie.

Khan chuckles sadistically and presents an arogant smile.

HCK: Matt, nobody cares about your dad. Stop demanding sympathy you ugly loser! I don't care if your dad is dead, he's gonna watch you on Wednesday and see you lose. Speaking of losing, stop complaining about you losing to some guy roided up on viagra, maybe if you gave some to your friend Kevin he won't have such a little willy.

The girls start to laugh, the one in pink whispers something in Khan's ear. He looks at her smiling.

HCK: Don't worry, straight after this honey, you'll get the ride of your life.

Khan looks at the other girl.

HCK: No need to take turns, so don't feel left out, going two on one against me will only make it better.

Khan looks back at the camera. His face becomes serious as the girls fondle with his bandana and rub their hands on him.

HCK: This Wednesday, there's gonna be hell to pay cos' all three of you have ruined my mood and the party is now over. Myself and Healey, HCK Inc, we spoke and we are now a well oiled machine. And just like these two ladies beside me, TJ Retard and Matt Arse-Thorn are gonna be taken for the ride of their lives, coutesy of HCK!

Both the women start kissing and licking Khan then go down on him, the camera quickly pans across to the ocean as the scene fades to black.


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