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Date Posted: 07:47:08 02/21/03 Fri
Author: Hardcore Khan
Subject: HCK fans are hard to come by (PART 2)
In reply to: Hardcore Khan 's message, "HCK fans are hard to come by (PART 1)" on 05:17:36 02/19/03 Wed

The scene opens up in Wall Street. It's around about 8:00pm, the night sky glittering with stars, the streets lit by the street lights, the commercial lights and the lights from cars all bring about a distinctive commercial and expensive urban feeling.
Panning across to The Regent, the hotel Khan is currently staying at, the scence cuts to the inside of an exquisite resteraunt, Wall Terrace, uniquely overlooking Wall Street.
Hardcore Khan is shown in the resteraunt sitting down at a table, dining with a dark-haired bronze-skinned woman in a black dress. Khan is clad in black trousers and a maroon shirt. His hair gelled and spiked in the usual fashion, a clean shaved face and with his film star good looks, Khan is looking slick as usual. The woman Hardcore Khan is with is also complimentary to Khan's good looks, as she herself is quite stunning. They are seen dining, with an open bottle of wine on the side of the table and two half-filled wine glasses in front of both of them, their laughter and their words can barely be heard as the music and conversations from others around them are creating an ambience.
A geek with a zit covered face and thick lensed glasses appears on scene clad in a Zeitgeist the Perpetual t-shirt. Obviously a wrestling fan, the messy haired dork stares at Hardcore Khan to verify if it really is the wrestler.

Fan: Hey HCK!

Khan looks up and smiles, a HCK fan is a rare and highly valuable commodity in Khan's eyes.

HCK: Hi, you want an autograph?

Khan pulls out a pen arrogantly, seemingly pleased that a fan has approached him.

Fan: No way you English wimp! Do you realize how wussy you sound? Zeitgeist is the man!

Khan's face changes expression from an arrogantly pleased look to a shocked and dissapointed look.

HCK: What the...? English wimp?

The teenaged fan replies in his strong New York accent.

Zeitgeist the Perpetual Fan: Yeah! Enlgish wimp! And you have the nerve to call crackers 'biscuits'? And you say 'al-u-min-ium,' instead of 'aluminum! I mean...what's up with that!? You think you're so smart with your funny little accent, I mean... I got something for ya... SPEAK ENGLISH, YA LIMEY MORON!

HCK: I am speaking English! What are you speaking? Shoeshone and Cherokee!

Zeitgeist the Perpetual Fan: Man, Cherokee-shmerokee, man! A..and another thing! What's up with you English people calling soccer 'football?!' Man, y..you ever watched soccer!? Man, that's a boring game, man! I'll tell ya what soccer is...soccer's for little girls man! Football...now that's an American sport! It..it teaches you good wholesome American values man, like..like stealing other peoples land by force and...and wearing tight pants while you do it!

HCK : Hehh...what are you talking about!?!

Zeitgeist the Perpetual Fan: I'm talking about being a man, you Moron! Something you wouldn't know anything about by the sound of things. I tell ya, I bet you play wimpy stuff like...like touch football, a..a..and cricket. Look, I'm running around the pitch catching the ball and I'm wearing white clothes! I'm telling ya man, I only play man sports! Like American football. And hopscotch.

HCK: HOPSCOTCH!?! Th..that's a girls game!!

Zeitgeist the Perpetual Fan: Man, that ain't a girls game man! Not rugby hopscotch! Now get me in a scrum and I'm dangerous. I'd take anybody down! I'm the hopscotch master! I gots fly skills at hopscotch...you know what I'm saying??

HCK: I've had enough of your bullshit!

Khan gets up off his seat as he raises his voice, his 'one-of-many' girlfriend looks on at him in a surprised manner, seeing an angry side to Khan she hardly ever sees.

HCK: Let me eat in peace or I'll take your bullet-proof lensed specs and shove them so hard up your ass you'll be shitting your intestines out!

A group of waiters arrive at the scene.

Waiter: Is there a problem sir?

HCK: Yes! Take this kid away from here.

The waiters escort the teenager away from Hardcore Khan back to his table so he may collect his things, pay the bill and leave the resteraunt with his companions.
The camera camera's focus returns to Khan's table. Khan mutters insults towards the kid under his breath, and then brings his attention back to the woman

HCK: Zeitgeist the Perpetual! Do you know why he wears a mask? It's cos he's ugly, and I hate ugly people! His fans are ugly too, did you see how ugly that kid with the Zeitgeist t-shirt was?

Woman: Calm down...

Khan ignores her and goes in a whining marathon like a cry baby.

HCK: Have you noticed that most CWF fans are ugly? It must be cos' none of them are HCK fans, cos my fans would have me as a role model and instantly become good looking. I mean, it must be my looks, they are jealous! Every single one of them is jealous, from those ugly fans to the ugly wrestlers... I bet even that President Stevens is jealous of my good looks. He won't admit it, none of them will. They'll just deny it like they always do and then they'll try insult me to make themselves feel better! But no denying, I'm the best looking!

The woman stats rubbing her Khan's hand to calm him down.

Woman: Come on, calm down. It's just a kid.

HCK: Sorry honey, didn't mean to startle you, but I can't be a guy of a gentle character all the time. All these ugly people just ruin my mood! I always try to control my temper.

Woman: That's alrIght. A bit of variation is what I like about you. You only startle me with your change of pace.

The woman grabs hold of Khan's hand and then grabs hold of his index finger and lifts it close to her mouth. She starts kissing his finger and licking it, then raunchily starts sucking it. Khan smiles and the scene starts to fade to black.

Khan: How about we go back to my hotel room, and you can apply that little theoretical action in a real life situation.

The screen goes completely static.

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