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Date Posted: 21:23:48 03/14/03 Fri
Author: TJ Raven
Subject: awww... Memories make me cry

//The scene opens in TJ Raven's loft, the living room is barren of all but a lone TV and VCR set up in the corner. A soft glow is given off from the wall lamps, and the windows has snowflakes sticking to them, with more snow gathering at their base. TJ walks in, dressed in a pair of Blue jeans and an old tattered black T-Shirt that has a red logo that is rather similra to the nWo logo but instead it says cWo. Letting out a sigh and walking towards the TV set at the far end of the room TJ lights up a cigarette and begins to speak\\

You know it's humorous. Kevin Williams thanks me. He thanks me for setting him free. Free from the imprisonment that comes from trying to please the fans. A prison I myself know only to well. But, the one difference, rather than thank his savior. Rather than ask for help, or salvation, he takes it. He attacks and attempts to physically thrash a fellow brother. For this we can not look the other way. Punishment must be dealt out. Should Mr. Williams survive, we in the ranks of the Brotherhood shall welcome Kevin. Why you ask? Simple. Anyone can call themselves abadass, or a "heel" I suppose, but he's done nothing to prove himself. He has shown no actually truth to casting the fans and the limelight that comes from being a sucker for the federation aside. How does one prove his worth you ask? Simple. But rather than tell you, I'd rather play a video for you, giving examples. These are examples I myself have partaken. They are somewhat old but rather enjoyable. So sit and watch some of my exploits from Dark Carnival Wrestling when I was known as Sean 2Dope.

//TJ takes a remote control from his back pocket and hits the play button, causing the TV set and VCR begin to play an old wrestling match\\

*The arena turns yellow Buzz begins to play as BuzzKill makes his way down to ringside the lights begin to flicker then go to black as the sound of "Assassins" by ICP begins to play the giant red spotlights circle through the audience finally coming to rest at the top of the stage with a violent explosion of pyro as the smoke clears at the top of the stage stands Sean 2Dope he makes his way to the ring he stops for a second to talk shit to a couple of fans then continues to ringside he steps up onto the apron and over the top rope he walks to the far corner of the ring and steps up onto the second turn buckle and looks out over the crowd then up at the weapon above his head he drops back down to the mat Buzzkill attempts a sneak attack 2Dope side steps bouncing Buzzkill's head off the turn buckle Buzzkill falls backward to the mat 2Dope climbs back up the turn buckle and pulls down the kendo stick Buzzkill gets back to his feet 2Dope cracks the kendo stick over Buzzkill's head repeatedly Buzzkill rolls to the outside

3D: He's coming over this way Gweedo

GWEEDO: He's got a chair 3D

Buzzkill slides back in the ring 2Dope connects with a spinning heel kick to the chair Buzzkill goes back down to the mat 2Dope goes to another corner for another weapon

3D: 2Dope has that steel Japanese tiger claw

GWEEDO: Imagine the damage he can do with that 3D

3D: I think were about to see it Gweedo

Buzzkill pushes himself up to his hands and knees 2Dope stabs the steel claw into his back 2Dope picks back up the kendo stick and cracks it across Buzzkill's back Buzzkill twists in pain on the mat 2Dope cracks the kendo stick across Buzzkill's chest 2Dope lifts Buzzkill to his feet and whips him into the ropes Buzzkill off the ropes 2Dope breaks the kendo stick over Buzzkill's head 2Dope looks at the broken handle in his hand and throws it to the mat he goes to another corner and pulls down a barbed wire baseball bat Buzzkill manages to pull himself back to his feet supported by the turn buckle 2Dope from across the ring with a stinger splash the barbed wire crushed between there 2 bodies 2Dope staggers backwards the bat falls to the ground 2Dope drops to his knees stabbing the steel claw into Buzzkill's testicles 2Dope throws the claw to the ground Raptor comes running down to ringside and jumps up on the apron 2Dope picks up the bat and runs toward Raptor, Raptor drops back to the floor Buzzkill staggers out of the corner to attempt a sneak attack 2Dope turns around and hits Buzzkill across the chest with the bat 2Dope drops the bat 2Dope lifts Buzzkill to his feet Raptor back up on the apron Violent AJ runs down to ringside and pulls Raptor off the apron AJ with a kick to the midsection he lifts Raptor into the air for a powerbomb he runs toward the guard rail and throws Raptor down onto the railing Raptor falls to the floor 2Dope stands in the ring laughing his ass off AJ makes his way back over to 2Dope and hands him a small bottle

GWEEDO: What did he just hand him 3D

3D: I don't know Gweedo but you can bet your ass its deadly

2Dope puts the bottle to his mouth Buzzkill gets back to his feet 2Dope pulls a lighter out of his pocket

GWEEDO: Holy shit did you see that

3D: I sure did Gweedo 2Dope just blew a fuckin fire ball in Buzzkill's face

GWEEDO: (Laughing) That's one person who wont be fuckin with any little kids at the bus stops for awhile

2Dope positions the chair in the center of the ring he again lifts Buzzkill to his feet and delivers the 2Dope Drop onto the chair 2Dope goes for the pin 1...2..3

The winner of the match Sean 2Dope

3D: That was some seriously fucked up shit Gweedo

GWEEDO: You got that right 3D 2Dope could have ended it at any time he just wanted to punish Buzzkill

3D: Shut your cock sucker Gweedo I'm not talking about the match I'm talking about your comments about Buzzkill so what if the man has an obsession for little girls you know its the only ass he can get and besides you know as well as i do he's been getting help for that problem *

//Hitting the stop button causing the TV screen to go blue TJ speaks again\\

See? that is one example, but one just isn't enough. Let us venture further

//TJ again turns toward the TV and resumes playing the tape\\

*The arena lights turn to a bright shade of pink and the sound of a fart followed by shattering glass rings through out the arena as the smoke rising from the floor begins to clear on the stage stands FartMan a 400 pound monster in a modified pink version of Howard Sterns FartMan costume the entire front row of fans begin to vomit as FartMan makes his way to the ring he climbs the steps and through the ropes he steps up onto the second turn buckle and lifts his arms into the air 2Dope from behind with a nut shot FartMan drops to the mat slumped in the corner 2Dope unloads a few golden gloves combos to FartMan's head FartMan staggers out of the corner 2Dope dropkicks FartMan into the ropes the ropes give way and Fartman falls into the explosive barbed wire pit of death 2Dope drops to the floor and reaches under the ring he pulls out a can of gasoline and pours it on FartMan's lifeless body 2Dope picks up the same bottle AJ had handed him earlier and pulls the lighter from his pocket he blows a fireball directly at FartMan igniting him in flames FartMan twists and turns in the barbed wire mesh the wire slices into his body blood shoots everywhere as the smell of burning flesh fills the arena

3D: My god this man truly is a psycho

GWEEDO: Ladies and gentlemen there's no way FartMan could have lived through that*

//Again the tape stops and the camera focuses on TJ's face, a mischievous smirk plays across his lips\\

Well no one ever said I play well with others. That's one man to the hospital, one man to the morgue. Shall we continue? Well even if you said no we're going to anyway. The suspense is terrible isn't it? Let's hope it lasts.

//The VCR plays and the blue screen goes once again to the ring\\

*3D: That's right ladies and gentlemen FartMan is dead but we cant let a small thing like death stop the violence cause next up that man 2Dope will take on Sinitron in a Iron Maiden match for the DCW Hardcore Championship

The iron maiden begins to lower as the ring crew sets up for the match 2Dope paces the ring once the mess from the last match is cleaned up and the iron maiden is positioned in the far corner of the ring 2Dope picks up a mic

2DOPE: Well I already killed one fat piece of shit tonight and I still have 2 more matches so Sinitron get out here and let me make your faggot ass famous

2Dope drops the mic the arena lights turn green an eerie music begins to play the green pyro explodes on the stage through the explosion of fire walks Sinitron he stops at the top of the ramp for a brief moment then continues down to ringside sliding under the bottom rope 2Dope stands in the corner inspecting the maiden Sinitron sneak attack attempt to push 2Dope into the maiden 2Dope spins around with a vicious clothesline Sinitron quickly back up 2Dope connects with several golden gloves punches followed by another clothesline Sinitron rolls to the outside 2Dope waits in the ring Sinitron slides back in 2Dope with a spear Sinitron rolls back to the outside 2Dope slingshot over top rope 2Dope rolls Sinitron back into the ring 2Dope to the top turn buckle with a frogsplash Sinitron rolls out of the way 2Dope back to his feet Sinitron connects with a superkick 2Dope falls back into the corner Sinitron whips 2Dope across the ring towards the iron maiden 2Dope with a reversal Sinitron stops before running into the maiden 2Dope with a dropkick from behind Sinitron goes into the maiden the doors slam shut

The winner of the match and new DCW Hardcore Champion Sean 2Dope

GWEEDO: Holy shit he did it again 2Dope has killed 2 men in one night the medical crew is coming in now to clear the body of Sinitron out of the ring

3D: My god did you see that he's still moving Sinitron is alive ladies and gentlemen we will try to bring you a update on his condition before we go off the air tonight *

//Tape stops and again we're greeted with the blue screen. Raven giggles like a school girl before speaking again\\

Don't you just love this carnage, my God, and to think the 3 matches you've seen so far all happened on the same night. Well luckily we've gone past the half way point

//Again back to the tape\\

*GWEEDO: But now lets get to our Main Event the final match of the tournament Sephiroth taking on 2Dope the winner of this match will be crowned the first ever DCW world champion

3D: Ladies and gentlemen we have just been given word that Sinitron is alive he has suffered several puncture wounds and is being taken to a near by hospital but he is expected to recover

GWEEDO: Well that's great for Sinitron but who gives a fuck this is the main event so lets go to the ring

The lights in the arena turn to a dark blue and the sound of "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy as smoke fills the arena floor through the smokes walks Sephiroth he slowly makes his way towards the ring he makes his way up the steps and through the rope Sephiroth stands in the center of the ring he extends his arms and with one swift motion returns them to his side as fire erupts from the tops of the turn buckle posts the lights in the arena go black as the sound of "Assassins" by ICP begins to play the giant red spotlights circle through the audience finally coming to rest at the top of the stage with a violent explosion of pyro as the smoke clears at the top of the stage stands Sean 2Dope he makes his way to the ring he steps up onto the apron and over the top rope he walks to the far corner of the ring and steps up onto the second turn buckle and looks out over the crowd he drops back down to the mat the arena lights return to normal collar and elbow tie-up 2Dope pushes into corner knee lift to the midsection breaks the hold Sephiroth comes out of the corner 2Dope with a hard right Sephiroth down onto exploding barbed wire mesh 2Dope goes for a pin 1...Sephiroth powers out both men up 2Dope with a low kick piledriver on another explosive mesh 2Dope attempts another pin 1...2..Sephiroth kicks out again

3D: 2Dope looking for a quick pin here after 3 matches in a row he must be getting tired

GWEEDO: Its gonna take more then that to pin Sephiroth

Both men back up Sephiroth whips 2Dope toward the ropes 2Dope off the ropes Sephiroth with a boot to the midsection followed by a swinging neck breaker the ring announcer begins a countdown 5.....4....3...2..1.multiple bursts of pyro explode inside the ring both men lay on the mat after a few seconds they both work there way back to there feet 2Dope sets up for a double arm DDT Sephiroth reverses into a belly to belly suplex onto another explosive mesh Sephiroth goes outside and brings in the barbed wire ladder used earlier he sets it up in the center of the ring Sephiroth climbs to the top of the ladder and connects with a flying elbow drop Sephiroth goes for the pin 1...2..2Dope kicks out both men back to there feet 2Dope delivers the 2Dope Drop he makes his way up the ladder Sephiroth back up and pushes the ladder over 2Dope falls onto the last of the explosive meshes Sephiroth goes for the pin 1...2..3

The winner of the match and new DCW World Champion Sephiroth

3D: Well Gweedo that's it its all over

GWEEDO: This has been one hell of a night 3D

3D: You can say that again ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us for DCW Resurrection for Handsome Harvey Gwestella I'm Diamond Donovan Douglas thank you and good night *

//Another stop, and a disturbed look on TJ's face is visible\\

Can you believe it? I actually lost that match. And to that white haired bastard. But have no fear. I saved the last bit of footage for you that's sure to be a head scratcher. You're gonna love this, I promise.

//The VCR begins playing for what TJ said will be the final time tonight\\

*GWEEDO: Im sure he will be back in time for the match but now lets get to the ring for our next match people have been waiting for this one all night

3D: We already had the Smurfs match

GWEEDO: No dumb ass im talking about the Sean 2Dope taking on Deez Nutts in another first for DCW a Russian Salute Match

3D: Oh that match lets go to the ring

GWEEDO: Thats my line dumb ass NOW lets go to the ring

The arena lights fade to a dark purple the sound of Chicken Huntin plays thru the arena and the CWO logo forms on the carnitron Sean walks out onto the stage wearing a purple milenko jersey and black denim short legs his boots have purple laces and his hair is also dyed purple his DCW tag team title around his waist his hardcore title on one sholder and his lord of the cage title on the other and his usualy face paint he takes his time walking to the ring stoping to talk to the fans he gets to ringside and walks up the steps and thru the ropes he dances around the ring for a minute then hands the ref his belts the lights return to normal and Deez Nutts by Dr Dre begins to play some lard ass in a mask walks out on the stage it can only be Deez Nutts accompanied by his manager SpeedFreak the lard ass trips walking to the ring and rolls down the ramp SpeedFreak runs after him the lard ass gets up and trys to pull himself onto the apron about 5 mins goes by and Sean grabs the mic

SEAN: Use the stairs lard ass these people didnt pay 75 bucks a seat to watch you flop around like a fucking penguin

The lard ass finaly gives up and uses the steps he trys to step thru the ropes but cant lift his leg high enough SpeedFreak steps on the rope so Deez can get thru after hes thru the ropes SpeedFreak steps off the ropes the rope catches the lard asses foot and he falls flat on his face Sean walks over and reaches out a hand to help the fat fuck up Deez takes Seans hand and Sean smashes the mic over Deez head feedback rings thru the audiance Sean pushes Deez off the ropes as he runs towards the other side of the ring Sean pulls back and lays the lard ass out with a short arm clothesline Sean lifts the fat fuck up and sets him up for the JackHammer but Sean cant lift the lard ass Sean finaly just drops the tub of shit with a DDT Sean walks towards the corner where the revolver hangs on the poll some chick at ring side flashes her tits and Sean is distracted SpeedFreak gives Deez a push and the fat fuck rolls acrossed the ring knocking Sean off his feet Sean gets back up and looks around the lard ass has made it back to his feet slumping in the corner to catch his breath Sean runs acrossed the ring and and lands a drop kick the fat man doesnt move from the corner Sean runs acrossed the ring again this time connecting with a stinger splash Sean lands back on his feet and the Deez stumbles out of the corner Sean sets up for the 2Dope Drop Sean gets the lard ass up but the weight is to much for him to hold so sean settles for a pile driver Sean walks back to the corner and climbs the rope SpeedFreak come into the ring trying to get the fat fuck up Sean gets the revolver and jumps back down to the mat Deez gets back to his feet Sean puts the gun to his own his he stops for a second and shakes his head Deez trys a russ attack Sean extends his arm and fires the gun twice into Deez face the fat tub of shit drops to the canvas like a rock

GWEEDO: Wait a minute Sean fired the gun that means...he lost

3D: Wait a minute Gweedo Deez is DEAD that means HE LOST

The winner of the match Undecided

Sean walks over to the fat tub of shits body and puts one foot on the mass of fat he points the gun into the air and fires it 3 times into the air he pics up a mic

SEAN: Is this thing on i told everyone i knew the truth about Deez Nutts and the truth is Deez aint got no nutts Deez is really a bitch

Sean rips off Deez shirt and 2 big jelly roll tities roll out onto the fat 6 guys in the front row puke on each other SpeedFreak trys a sneak attack Sean turns and points the gun

SEAN: I still got 1 left bitch wanna try your luck

Sean spins the barral of the gun and takes aim SpeedFreak drops down to her knees

GWEEDO: Look at this bitch beg for her life

3D: Shes doing more then begging Gweedo

SpeedFreak crawls over to Sean and reaches for his zipper outside of the ring a fan jumps the guard rail its some chick dressed like Sean make-up and all she slides into the ring Sean looks on in curiousity Sean grabs SpeedFreaks hair and pulls her to her feet he shoves her backwards and puls the trigger *CLICK* the gun doesnt fire SpeedFreak turns to run well she still can the lady dressed like Sean delivers a kick to the midsection SpeedFreak doubles over and the fan sets up and delivers the 2Dope Drop on SpeedFreak Sean looks on in amazment Sean lifts the mic

SEAN: I LOVE YOU (in his best bride of chucky imatation)

Sean helps the fan out of the ring and they walk back to the locker room

GWEEDO: What the fuck just happened there 3D

3D: Damn that bitch was hot

GWEEDO: Who that chick that looked like Sean

3D: No man Deez Nutts think she would go out with me

GWEEDO: Shes fucking dead you dumb ass

3D: Its all good

GWEEDO: Your fucking sick introduce the next match

3D: Up next we have me fucking the hell out of Deez Nutts*

///The VCR stops once again and the tape starts to rewind while TJ paces the floor. A look of concern on his face\\

You know it has just struck me as odd, but I've become soft over the years. I don't have matches like any of those anymore. No one is set on fire here. No one has been slammed into an Iron Maiden. No women have been shot in the head, or anywhere else for that matter. Well all that changes here & now. Kevin, you thanked me for setting you free from the shackles of the babyface character. Tis I who thank you friend. You showed me the errors of my ways here in the CWF. From this moment on, there's hell to pay, and guess who's been assigned to collections. I'll see ya Wednesday, Kev.

//TJ again walks over towards the VCR and ejects the tape as we FTB\\

OOC: I didn't actually write those matches. They actually happened in an efed I was in a few years back. So gotta give credit to the DCW & AJ Rollins. Typos & all.

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