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Date Posted: 21:37:43 01/09/03 Thu
Author: Hysteria
Subject: Who Wants A Fight? I DO!!!! (Sinister- Read)

Hysteria is sitting around in his hotel room after arriving in Scotland. He flips through the channels on the television, not finding anything good, until he comes across a news channel...A story about a wrestler inciting a bar fight comes on, some new guy named Sinister..Hysteria watches for a while, chuckling to himself...He turns off the TV, then picks up the phone and dials his cousin's number back in the states..


Tommy: Hello?


Hysteria: Yo man, what's happening in your neighborhood?


Tommy: Not much...Neil died in a car crash on New Years Eve


Hysteria: Lil' Neil from around the block?


Tommy: Yeah, that would be the Neil....Stupid ass was drunk so don't feel too bad man..


Hysteria: What a freaking dumbass...Anyways, you been watching CNN? There was a story on about a bar fight started by someone in CWF..


Tommy: Have you ever known me to watch anything but porn and Spongebob?


Hysteria almost drops the drink he is pouring in laughter when the funniest image of a Spongebob porno popped up in his head...He calms down and downs the shot then lights a smoke..


Hysteria: True..Anyways, his name is Sinister...Kinda reminds me of me...Which I don't like because I'm the only one like me....A good fight is all well and good, if you keep it in the ring...What kind of crap is a bar fight?? They said a cop got elbowed and knocked out..Not that it was a bad thing haha....Just wanted to ask ya if you think I should whoop his rookie ass..


Tommy: What are you talking about...rookie? You're still a rookie yourself there numbnuts...at least in CWF...Does this guy have any other fed experience?


Hysteria: Don't know, don't care...After taking out the Hitman, I'm just in a serious fighting mood so I don't care who's ass it is, but someone's ass is getting kicked...He just popped up as an easy target, and I'm always looking for easy wins to boost the record..


Tommy: Yeah...Hey, I was watchin' and saw that Manson went face....You in wit him yet?


Hysteria: Not yet...He's a good guy so I hear, but he's out of my league whether I'm fighting him or trying to be his friend...Kinda look up to him ya know, he's accomplished a whole hell of alot...But why the hell did you bring that up anyways man? I'm talking about Sinister's soon to be pimp slapped ugly mug...Should I go for it?


There's a short hesitation then a sharp scream and a thud...then the sound of a cat screaching...Tommy finally comes back on the line after whimpering a little..


Tommy: Damn cat...Ran at me and jumped up and clawed the ball sac...


Hysteria: And what did you do to piss him off?


Tommy: Nothing...


Hysteria: Don't lie to me dickhead, what did you do..?


Tommy: I just...umm...All I did was put a clothespin on his tail attached to a string and kept pulling his tail...


Hysteria: Dumbass, what would you do Iif someone did that to you?


Tommy: How the hell should I know dude? I don't have a freaking tail!!!


Hysteria: Oh yeah...So, what do you think?


Tommy: About what? I forgot the question...


Hysteria: Should I go for the rookie or look higher up?


Tommy: Rookie..Every rookie needs an ass kicking his first match to toughen him up for the rest of the career...Although you didn't get an ass kicking.....but there's always an exception...Besides, if you call up the Prez and tell him you wanna take on someone high card material, sh*t even mid card....for only your second match, he would probably laugh at you...


Hysteria: First off, I don't think he would laugh at me...At least he better not because then he would be my next target and I'd break his freaking legs off and beat him senseless with them...Second, you do have a good point after all....If Sinister has the balls, then that's his ass when I take him on.....I'm tired man, I'm gunna take a nap.....Watch CNN in case the story comes on again....Peace..


Hysteria hangs up the phone then turns the TV back on...CNN is covering some suicide bombing in the middle east, which they cover everyday...Hysteria shakes his head wondering if the violence will ever end then walks to the bed...


Hysteria: Wait....If there was no violence....I'd have no job....Damn, ya can never win...


Will Sinister accept? Will Hysteria kick his ass if he does?...and will they ever make a porno featuring Spongebob Squarepants? WHO THE HELL KNOWS!!!

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