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Date Posted: 23:45:02 01/09/03 Thu
Author: Flabulas
Subject: Too Lazy to Come Up With a Title

~Flabulas is sitting in a small rented cottage somewhere in Scottland. Flabulas is eating, no surprise there, and Laura is in the bed, sleeping. By now not even a blind man could not know she was pregnant. After polishing off a scone, Flabulas looks up.~

Flabulas - Gad, what do you think about this fued with Bistiza?

~Flabulas puts something else in his mouth and begins to chew, none too quietly~

Gad - I think it was a bad idea to attack Bistiza like you did. Just because he made a little comment you didn't like, you interfered in one of his matches.

Flabulas - I didn' attack him because he made a claim of being the strongest man in the CWF. I did it to help Trent Rudiger. I figured it'd break the ice between us so we could work together.

Gad - What'd you do when you started dating Laura? Beat the hell out of the waiter at the first resteraunt you two ate at?

Flabulas - Actually, we were in the middle of a trial. She was my defense attorney when I finked on my sindicate a couple years ago. Gad, I've spent a good portion of my life hurting people for other people. It's what I know. Besides, it worked didn't it? Trent and I made a great team.

Gad - You guys would've made a great team anyway. Besides, inviting everybody over for dinner got you guys closer together than any attack ever could. Your attack, in the end, ment nothing and has now cost you a bunch of matches. Final word... it's just about the dumbest thing you've ever done.

Flabulas - Why thank you Gad.

Laura - I agree. In fact, that jerk's probably the only reason you don't want me at ringside.

Flabulas - Actually, he's only part of it. There are a ton of ruthless people in the CWF and I think most of 'em wouldn't think twice about attacking a pregnant woman.

Laura - So it'd be okay if I wasn't pregnant?

Flabulas - It's never okay when you get hurt. But you're an , you can make your own choices. Right now you're making choices for our child as well, you two's health is one and the same. I just don't want our baby in danger, that's all.

~Laura climbs out of the bed and sits opposite Flabulas at the table and Flabulas hands her a half empty plate of scones. He takes another one for himself and stuffs it into his mouth. After chewing for a few moments, he looks right into the camera.~

Flabulas - Bafiffa, yo betto wa- Excuse me. Bistiza, you'd better start watching your ass. You had to mess with the Fat Man over and over again instead of just letting it alone. At Glory, we have a no DQ match. Now, I'm not going to make any promises about how I'm going to tear you apart, just believe it's going to happen. Just know that you're going to know how it feels to get a mountain dropped on you... okay Gad, what do you think?

Gad - Eh... well... I think it kind of sucked actually.

~Flabulas scowls and puts yet another scone in his mouth before offering Gad some, who refuses as he doesn't take one.~

Gad - Hey, what the hell were you thinking when you came out on Glory? You said you weren't going to screw with Bistiza any more.

Flabulas - Well, I'd gotten word that they'd signed for this no DQ match, and well... it seemed like a good idea at the time... I'm done talking Gad, my mouth's dry. You can turn off your camera.

~Gad mumbles to himself~

Gad - More likely it was those scones that dryed your mouth out you fat piggy.

Flabulas - What was that Gad?

Gad - I said the camera's not turning off... the button's kind of wiggly.

~Gad turns off the camera.~

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