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Date Posted: 11:33:01 01/12/03 Sun
Author: Hardcore Khan
Subject: Home sweet home...

The scene opens on a dark figure of a male stood in a shadowed area of a dimly lighted study room in a nice, Victorian suburban house. From what can be seen, he is wearing an ensemble of a black shirt, black tie, and black trousers with the creases precisely ironed in. He puffs on his cigar as he polishes one of many trophies placed in a grand display cabinet in one corner of the room. The dark clothed figure walks out from the shaded area, revealing his face, he looks up and addresses the camera...

HCK: Hardcore Khan here, just cleaning up my accolades since I'm back home in the UK from a nice trip in Egypt. Each trophy symbolises an accomplishment. Each one, is something that means I am the best. I have so many achievements, I could use something that you fools call humour to make you realise it, you could say that I have more Trophies than I have a collection of my own hardcore porn home videos.

Hardcore Khan smirks, and his face becomes serious again.

HCK: And you thought that I was going to reveal a wild side just then, didn't you? Sorry to disappoint the Hardcore Khan critics out there, but I've never even been in a pornographic film! For example, I've definitely never layed it down hardcore on three bisexual latino girls in a film called 'No Holds Barred'! The very thought!

Khan gazes off in a daydream, then snaps out of it.

HCK: Oh no, there's nothing controversial about me, apart from the fact that I may be disrespected in the states but I am now home, and the British fans have respect for true talent. I know that there is going to be a great home-coming for me when I step into the arena, surrounded by thousands of screaming fans chanting for one man, and that one man is Britain's favourite son, Hardcore Khan!

Khan once again gazes off into a daydream, smiling. Suddenly he snaps out of it and becomes serious.

HCK: Even though my tag partner and I had a slight communication problem last week, we strill managed to beat you! So you can't be too great can ya now? I know I know, you think you are great. But I'm greater. You may think you are a legend in the making, but I'm the one who will break you.

Khan tightes his tie around his neck and rubs a crease out on his shirt with his right index finger, so as to keep looking perfectly sharp. He then smiles and winks his left eye.

HCK: You bring all you have to this playground cos' we are gonna play it rough, and metaphorically speaking, another trophy awaits to be displayed along with my others trophies. That trophy is your head!

Khan points towards the trophy cabinet, and the camera zoomins into a close up of the trophies. The screen then abruptly turns to static.

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