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Date Posted: 20:19:33 02/09/04 Mon
Author: Lethal Larry
Author Host/IP: px2wh.vc.shawcable.net / 24.69.255.203
Subject: Diane forwarded this to me...

U.S. Political Humour April 2003

When a Joke Becomes the Truth...

"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
-- David Letterman

"In a speech earlier today, President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out."
-- Jay Leno

"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy, and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida."
-- Jay Leno

"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein!'"
-- Craig Kilborn

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem -- it's in North Korea."
-- Jon Stewart

"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells 'OIL.'"
-- Jay Leno

"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium and unleaded."
-- Jay Leno

"Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war."
-- Jay Leno

"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is."
-- Jon Stewart

"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."
-- Jay Leno

"The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have
the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you
want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."
--Bill Maher

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[> *LMAO* That Jay Leno stuff is awesome *L* -- Heroic Humor, 00:39:27 02/10/04 Tue (68-119-244-175-rcp2.ubr1.wrbg.mo.charter.com/68.119.244.175)


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[> Nice... the funniest one is the thing about dividing Iraq, though -- Joe Taylor, 00:53:25 02/10/04 Tue (wc03.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com/66.185.84.70)

I knew a lot of those beforehand because one of my lecturers had a list of such quotes posted outside his office, but they still cracked me up.


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