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Date Posted: 11:14:42 02/22/04 Sun
Author: Lethal Larry
Author Host/IP: px2wh.vc.shawcable.net / 24.69.255.203
Subject: For the record,

Diane and I are not technically married, but since we've been living together for three years, we're legally considered commonlaw spouses. I generally tend to refer to her as my wife... or main squeeze, Sweetie Bum, or the Official Bearer of the Majestic Boobies, but generally, wife... .... ...... mmmmmm, booooobies.......... ...at any rate, we're planning to get married as soon as she divorces her previous husband... kinda complicated. Yes, they're technically married still, but legally separated, so it's just in name only that they're still connected.

mmmmmmmmmmmm.......... boooooooooooooooobies...... heheheheeeeeheeeeeheeeee.....

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[> That's about how I thought it to be..... -- Robert, 12:24:44 02/22/04 Sun (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

actually, to be true - I didn't think at all about it. *L*

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[> Me either. I'm not worried about it, myself, one way or the other. -- Dianimal, 20:21:35 02/22/04 Sun (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

Besides, if Larry and I get legfally hitched and all, I have no chance with Robert anymore. *L*

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[> [> I thought you were holding out for Shaun. -- Lethal Larry, 23:04:30 02/22/04 Sun (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> [> That's the reason why he is scared and doesn't show up anymore. -- Robert, 06:34:24 02/23/04 Mon (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

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[> [> [> [> Oh... I thought that was just because he was being a crybaby over nothing again... -- Lethal Larry, 09:37:30 02/23/04 Mon (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

AJ, what's Shaun like in person? Does he cry a lot?

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[> [> [> [> [> No. Actually he's quite busy now, with his new girl, job, school, etc. I haven't talked to him in a couple days now actually -- Hierophant, 12:02:46 02/26/04 Thu (adsl-66-142-52-118.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/66.142.52.118)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> ...Shaun?? .... with a HUMAN girl???????? -- Lethally Flabbergasted Larry, 08:50:04 02/27/04 Fri (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> There's much more chance of that than of his getting an alien or robot girl, right? -- Joe Taylor, 09:34:19 02/27/04 Fri (wc03.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com/66.185.84.70)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Actually here in Missouri i'm convinced 90% of girls are robots programmed only for sex, alcohol and drugs. So its highly likely she IS a robot of some sort. I'll have to do some investigating! -- Hierophant, 12:51:34 02/27/04 Fri (adsl-66-142-52-197.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/66.142.52.197)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Are they metal robots?..... I mean metal boobies aren't very appealing - at least that's my opinion, yours may be different. -- Robert, 14:50:34 02/27/04 Fri (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> You've just never tried 'em. -- Lethal Steel Knockers, 22:15:44 02/27/04 Fri (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> well, I just don't like getting knocked out while doing my job, do you? -- Robert, 06:09:11 02/28/04 Sat (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Why do you think they're called knockers? -- Lethal Knockout, 09:36:46 03/01/04 Mon (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Actually I always suspected him to be an alien, so an alien girl would be fine.... -- Robert, 14:45:41 02/27/04 Fri (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

.....considering what I've leaned about this strange place across the ocean, it's full of stange aliens anyway.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Nope, it's much worse than that -- Joe Taylor, 21:39:53 02/27/04 Fri (wc03.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com/66.185.84.70)

It's full of humans.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Are you sure???..... -- Robert, 06:22:21 02/28/04 Sat (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

I mean I'm human - I'm definite about it, sort of. So something else must account for the difference.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> .............................Joe, this is Shaun we're talking about. Shaun. -- Lethal Larry, 22:05:34 02/27/04 Fri (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> See, I don't think any robot or alien girl will want him. Only human girls will dare go so low... -- Joe Taylor, 01:55:22 02/28/04 Sat (wc03.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com/66.185.84.70)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Well, as robot girl I'd at once take him - his antennae are so nice. -- Robert, 06:34:48 02/28/04 Sat (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> I think that there are other mammals that have adequately low standards. -- Lethal Larry, 09:20:37 02/28/04 Sat (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> Mmmmmm......... booooobies!!! -- Robert, 05:14:51 02/23/04 Mon (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

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[> [> [> IS THAT THE ONLY FUCKING THING YOU THINK ABOUT? -- ^DL, 10:54:31 02/24/04 Tue (bzq-218-28-12.cablep.bezeqint.net/81.218.28.12)

how about her eyes? her neck? her face? her hair?
her personallity? her IQ? the way she behaves? the way she doesn't?

IS BOOBIES THE ONLY FUCKING THINGS YOU THINK ABOUT?!!??!

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[> [> [> [> well... -- Lethal Larry, 14:36:09 02/24/04 Tue (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

I like a woman who has a nice, big, bouncy, full, jiggly pair of eyes.

Booooooooobies...............
heeheeeheeeeeeeeheeeheeeeeeeeeee.....

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[> [> [> [> Well, boobies aren't the only thing *I* think about -- Joe Taylor, 19:22:34 02/24/04 Tue (wc03.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com/66.185.84.70)

I judge a girl also by her vagina *L*.

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[> [> [> [> [> That's an item that's a little hard to ogle from across a room. -- Letha X-Ray Vision, 21:45:26 02/24/04 Tue (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> *Gives up* -- ^DL, 07:12:48 02/25/04 Wed (bzq-218-28-12.cablep.bezeqint.net/81.218.28.12)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Well.... for christ's sake, you think I'm marrying Diane just for her giant knockers??? Jugs are fine, but obviously, it's personality that counts most, and she's got that in spades. She's wonderful, beautiful, sexy, smart, funny, fun, charming, clever, creative, generous, caring, kind, and has a giant set of knockers. -- Lethal Larry, 08:44:25 02/25/04 Wed (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> *L* -- Robert, 10:58:48 02/27/04 Fri (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> *L* -- ^DL, 12:49:10 02/27/04 Fri (bzq-218-28-12.cablep.bezeqint.net/81.218.28.12)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> *L* -- Hierophant, 12:52:36 02/27/04 Fri (adsl-66-142-52-197.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/66.142.52.197)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> *L* -- Lethal *L*, 22:09:08 02/27/04 Fri (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

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[> [> [> [> [> *L* -- Hierophant, 12:01:09 02/26/04 Thu (adsl-66-142-52-118.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/66.142.52.118)

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[> I dunno if you guys have seen this pic of DIane... it's a closeup of her chest. I like it. -- Lethal Photography, 22:18:00 02/27/04 Fri (px2wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.203)

( . Y . )

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[> [> Any real photograph? I mean, you've shown us yourself and Michael. -- Joe Taylor, 01:56:24 02/28/04 Sat (wc03.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com/66.185.84.70)

Are we going to see Diane anytime soon in something a little more hi-res than ASCII art?

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