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Date Posted: 15:53:27 04/12/04 Mon
Author: Serena
Author Host/IP: 0x50a40eb9.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk / 80.164.14.185
Subject: Dang?! This place still exists?!

You guys get a life! Hehe.....

The perfect woman says:

-I'll swallow - I love the taste of that stuff!
-Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
-I'm bored. Let's shave my *beep*.
-That was a neat fart! Do it again!
-I've decided to walk around the house naked.
-You are SO sexy when you're hungover.
-I'd rather drink beer and watch football than go shopping.
-Would you like to see me go down on my best friend?
-Let's go to the mall so you can check out asses.
-I'll be out painting the house.
-Honey...the girl next door is working her tan again...come take a look!
-I know that hole is tighter, but please try anyway?
-Your mother is better than mine.
-Say, how about we rent some porn, buy some beers and invite Sally over for a threesome?
-Look, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you quit your job and spend more time on improving your put?
-I've started taking yoga classes so I can get my ancles behind my head.

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[> No, it's all just a figment of your imagination. No comment on the "perfect woman" stuff... -- Lethal Larry, 18:41:58 04/12/04 Mon (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> Hmm...things sure have changed around here..... -- Serena, 04:42:19 04/13/04 Tue (0x50a40eb9.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.185)


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[> [> [> Well... not really... I just don't agree with the ideas in that post, is all. It's degrading to women. -- Lethal Larry, 11:46:56 04/13/04 Tue (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)

BTW, forgot to say - wecome back!


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[> [> [> [> Hmm.... I'm a woman...and....I don't mind....? -- Serena, 12:40:51 04/13/04 Tue (0x50a40eb9.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.185)

Thanx! :)


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[> [> [> [> [> Yep, I know you're a woman.... it's just not healthy stuff, that's all I'm saying. Women have too much social poisoning thrust upon them by modern societies, stuff like how you should act, how you should dress, what your appearance "should" be like, what is your value, how you should appeal to me, etc etc etc. Men are victims of such social poisoning, too (i.e. 'machismo' - men are supposed to be big, strong, unemotional, blah blah blah), but it's worse for women. I'm just afraid that joking about stuff like that is one step closer to accepting it - which is wrong. -- Lethal Larry, 15:55:15 04/13/04 Tue (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> uhhh...oops.... correction - "how you should appeal to me" is supposed to be "how you should appeal to MEN"... heh. -- Lethal Bad Typist, 15:57:19 04/13/04 Tue (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> hahaha, hitting on Serena again......some things will never change :P -- Hierophant, 12:36:01 04/16/04 Fri (adsl-66-140-72-35.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net/66.140.72.35)


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[> [> [> [> Yeah, welcome back, Serena... -- Joe Taylor, 13:21:52 04/13/04 Tue (NoHost/12.149.19.66)

...to be honest, though, I joined RCC only after you'd left.


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[> [> [> [> [> yeah I know...hehe -- Serene, 13:43:55 04/13/04 Tue (0x50a40eb9.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.185)

But thanx anyways...


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[> [> [> [> [> and i joined after him :P -- ^DL, 04:08:45 04/16/04 Fri (bzq-218-28-12.cablep.bezeqint.net/81.218.28.12)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> And I joined before! heh heh... -- Lethal Geezer, 08:39:28 04/16/04 Fri (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> And I didn't join at all... -- Robert, 07:15:39 04/17/04 Sat (host093025.phil.uni-erlangen.de/131.188.93.25)

I never join any majority - not even my own one. :)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> You're Unjoined! -- Lethal Joint, 11:50:15 04/17/04 Sat (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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