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Date Posted: 13:08:57 04/13/04 Tue
Author: Evil Serena
Author Host/IP: 0x50a40eb9.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk / 80.164.14.185
Subject: Ideas to make you day just a little bit funnier:


1) Dip the X's toothbrush in the toilet when you come by to pick the last of your stuff.

2) Go to the local magazine store, find an elderly gentleman with a porn mag from 1980 and grunt in his ear "uuhhmmmm.....cookies"

3) Walk into your local K-Mart and stick a pack of black condoms into the shopping basket of the elderly woman standing next in line.

4) With a truely sincere expression on your face, ask your boss "Norweigan stuffings?"

5) Teach your cat to walk "HI!", dip it's paws in paint and watch as your neighbours car is met with friendly faces and waves whereever it goes.

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[> Lol... where do you get these from? -- Joe Taylor, 13:23:46 04/13/04 Tue (NoHost/12.149.19.66)


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[> [> I dunno...? Guess I'm just really kool....? hehe -- Funny Serena, 13:47:59 04/13/04 Tue (0x50a40eb9.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.185)

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love. '"Beep." "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love."


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[> You're a strange girl, Serena. I like that. Weirdo. -- Lethal Weirdo, 16:01:02 04/13/04 Tue (px3wh.vc.shawcable.net/24.69.255.204)


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[> [> Yeah, I kinda like being a wierd'O too.... :D -- Serena the Fruitcake, 09:38:46 04/14/04 Wed (0x50a40e10.arcnxx17.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk/80.164.14.16)


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